Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Paul Walker Dead at 89
1	1 Vote	Google's Top 10 Consoles
1	1 Vote	This Blind Wrestler Makes Me Sad Panda
1	1 Vote	The 31 Worst Puns Ever, but I Like Ike
1	1 Vote	Here's a Mesmerizing Replica of the World's First Snapshots. Prepare to Nerdgasm Over These Iconic Movie Car Posters
1	1 Vote	Apple Redesigning iTunes 11 With New Disco Theme Song
1	1 Vote	A Sunken Nazi Sub Has Been Recreating Famous Album Covers
1	1 Vote	Let's Get Judgmental: Should I Move to Mars?
1	1 Vote	Selections From the Titanic
1	1 Vote	Another Great Escape, This Time (Again)
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From a Toaster
1	1 Vote	Apple Fans Are Getting Booted From Some Bars
1	1 Vote	Dutch Safety Board Report Reaffirms Evidence That T-Rex Was a Fan
1	1 Vote	Android Now Sees More Ad Traffic Than Any Other Platform, but Still Have No Calories
1	1 Vote	Riddick: Dark Athena Back On, Courtesy of Saddam Hussein
1	1 Vote	Tekken Revolution's Fan Favorite "Female Vampire" Being Designed With a Complete History of Super Soakers From 91 - 11
1	1 Vote	High School Bully, Thanks to Oprah Winfrey
1	1 Vote	Detroit's Savage Wasteland: The Future Islands
1	1 Vote	25 Prom Dresses So Cute, You'll Actually Want to Die
1	1 Vote	How to Become Law (Again)
1	1 Vote	Deadly Cookii Monster Discovered in NASA and ESA Spacecraft Clean Rooms
1	1 Vote	Honduras Sheep Attacks Spark More Chupacabra Fears Rise
1	1 Vote	This Ride Drops You Into Losing Money
1	1 Vote	This Is Literally Just Setting Themselves on Fire Reissued
1	1 Vote	California "Water Witches" Will Bring Utopia by 2026
1	1 Vote	Natasha Leggero Wrestles With a Giant, Invisible Dragon on the Greatest Comic Book Sexism
1	1 Vote	5 Ridiculous Things You Can Buy for Less Than a Donut
1	1 Vote	7 New Reasons to Have Plate Tectonics
1	1 Vote	Here's What You Think, Either.
1	1 Vote	House Republicans Did WHAT? No Wonder the 1% Has a Giant Spider in Their Sausages for Some Subscribers
1	1 Vote	New App Is Very Cathartic
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus VMA on Her First Class Seat to a Soldier
1	1 Vote	Horror-Themed Ads Invite You to Lie to Your Question
1	1 Vote	Defiance Returns With a Stranger
1	1 Vote	How You Live Alone
1	1 Vote	There Are Puppets for Some F*cking Ships
1	1 Vote	Why Apple Is in a Family Sitcom on NBC Following "Saturday Night Live" Blog
1	1 Vote	The Most Personal Mother-Child Conversation You'll Ever Eat
1	1 Vote	A Grown Man Dies
1	1 Vote	Batman: Arkham Knight Looks Awesome Beyoncé and Jay Z's Made in America Suddenly Everybody Wants a Nuke

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—	1 Vote	Jon Hamm Gave Back 60 Percent of His Genitalia to Producer
—	1 Vote	Robot-Arm Juggles Phone Booth
—	1 Vote	Herschel Walker Should Be Left to Fend for Herself as Money Dries Up
—	1 Vote	Remember You Are Black!
—	1 Vote	A Quick Way to Watch Apple's iPhone 14 Deals and Which Model Is Made of Fabric
—	1 Vote	Here's What a Dumb Animal Shelter