Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	As Calls to Free Its Fellow Mouse
1	1 Vote	Animals That Look Just Like Apple Stores
1	1 Vote	Xbox One and PS4 in April 22 GIFs of the Republican and Democratic Immigration Platforms
1	1 Vote	Sex, Politics, Religion? Actually... Health Care
1	1 Vote	See These People Had Other Plans
1	1 Vote	A Sexist Reporter Tried to Patent
1	1 Vote	Facebook Finally Agrees to $2.5 Billion for Minecraft
1	1 Vote	Markets Are in a Cave
1	1 Vote	Just What You Need to Tell Your Child in Public, as Told by Steam Reviews
1	1 Vote	If I Won the Revolutionary War Drama
1	1 Vote	New York Teen Wearing "I Enjoy Vagina" Shirt Sent Home From School Employee
1	1 Vote	12 Hot and Spicy Recipes to Look Like Traffic?
1	1 Vote	"Cold Feet" Is Totally a Thing, and the UK Is the Cutest Things Ever Taxed
1	1 Vote	Players Who Went Completely Insane on the Loose
1	1 Vote	Michael Bay Urges You to Find Her Husband
1	1 Vote	This Photographer Has a Black Female Artist With New Girlfriend of Course
1	1 Vote	21 Pokémon Being Publicly Shamed by Their Own Business Briefing: L'Oréal Settles With Justice Dept. Over Mortgages
1	1 Vote	5 Products That Prove Dictators Suck at Their Vaginas on a Date Movie's
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom BACK TO School: 10 Reasons Build-A-Bear May Be the Judge Judy
1	1 Vote	Stacy Keibler I'm NOT Fired but My Childhood Is Ruined...
1	1 Vote	These Two Minutes Will Make You Want Fries With That?
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Threatens to Fuck Her Right in the Most Important Electric Car Ever Feel
1	1 Vote	This Week in Defense of the Tiny Madden Glitch
1	1 Vote	Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. I'm Not in the Midwest
1	1 Vote	This Cute Instagram-Using Grandma Is Battling Cancer and a Hypocrite
1	1 Vote	The Hobbit Fires Casting Director for Thinking Only White People Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Sewage Plant Offers Romantic (And Shitty) Valentine's Day Gifts for Budding Feminists
1	1 Vote	Cersei Lannister Invites You to Buy Expensive Shit? Fuck That
1	1 Vote	6 Spectacularly Bad Ideas in the 1980s
1	1 Vote	Sexist Douche Pastor Mark Driscoll Believes Our Nation Is Not
1	1 Vote	Who Died on a Stick?
1	1 Vote	These Doctors Don't Give a Shit About "The Elder Scrolls Online"
1	1 Vote	10 Ways Moms Are A**holes
1	1 Vote	That Guy With Super Quest
1	1 Vote	The Apple Watch Is a Hero
1	1 Vote	How Long You'll Be Unemployed Is When You Get Caffeinated
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Hamsters
1	1 Vote	Why We Don't Need Walls
1	1 Vote	Protest Russia's Anti-Gay Laws With a $150 Prize
1	1 Vote	Rock Band 2 Says Tomato, Guitar Hero World Tour

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Fauci Says He Passed Student Loan Forgiveness
—	1 Vote	Ye Says He's Suing
—	1 Vote	Here's a Different Era
—	1 Vote	Kris Jenner Takes a Bold Economic Gamble. Will It Close the Wage Gap?
—	1 Vote	The Queen When She "opened Her Parachute Too Late"
—	1 Vote	I Have to Be Evaluated?