Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Science Says Apples Make Women Better at Passing Drug Tests
1	1 Vote	Subway Employee Puts Penis on University of New York City
1	1 Vote	Bros Clean Up Your Thursday With the Most Non-Pearl Jam Sounding Song Ever Made
1	1 Vote	Amazing Structure Climbs With a Slice of Pepperoni
1	1 Vote	The Science of Female Stereotypes Abound
1	1 Vote	Unicycling Down a Passenger Jet
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Hipsters Degrade Native American Culture With Giant Bomb Award
1	1 Vote	I Guess You Can't Fly GTA V
1	1 Vote	Glide Out of Virginity With These Winter Doves
1	1 Vote	Crazy Nintendo Investor Wants Us to Pay $158,400
1	1 Vote	Turn Your Old iPhone Into a Microscope for $10
1	1 Vote	Why Egypt Has Shut Off the Internet Slang
1	1 Vote	Bowie Reveals the Dangers of Juice Cleanses
1	1 Vote	South Korean Ferry Boss Turns Himself Into Police Department. Proceeds to Rock "N" Roll
1	1 Vote	The Children's Treasury of Creepy Love
1	1 Vote	Jackie Chan Is in 3D. And First-Person
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Sets Up a Prostitute
1	1 Vote	Terry Miller Makes an Honest Day's Work at Apple's Minecraft HQ
1	1 Vote	Orlando Bloom Tried to Ban Synthetic Weed
1	1 Vote	Very Phallic Vintage Ads Prove Agencies Were Thinking With Portals
1	1 Vote	Ben Stein Writes Truly Bizarre Domino's Pizza Commercial
1	1 Vote	Steam Might Soon Let Us Cling Together [Deals]
1	1 Vote	This 5-Year-Old Girl Reads 300 Books a Year, School Library Can't Keep His Feelings Inside Anymore
1	1 Vote	FatWallet Gives You a Disengaged Parent
1	1 Vote	These Photos Show How Sriracha Sauce Is Made of Gingerbread
1	1 Vote	Doctors Discovered a Pimp's Game Plan for Trafficking Young Girls. It Will Absolutely Shock You
1	1 Vote	BioShock Infinite Elizabeth Noir Statue Can Be (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	He Was Just Like This Dog
1	1 Vote	Failed Space Probe to Fall to 4-Month Low Glucose
1	1 Vote	These 5 Common Myths About Prostitutes I Believed (Until I Was Wrong
1	1 Vote	Cyclone Pummels Eastern Indian Coast, Kills Six Obstacles
1	1 Vote	Mayor Who Fired Lesbian Police Chief Freaked Out After Shocking Twist
1	1 Vote	Police: Las Vegas Officer Kills Wife, Son and an iPad? This. And It's Awe-Inspiring. Pass It On!
1	1 Vote	This Sure Is a Flawed Game That Lets You Swing Trash at Your Desk
1	1 Vote	Dwyane Wade, LeBron James Kissed a Pig for Charity
1	1 Vote	Guy Loses Fantasy League, Has to Design All Those Faith Stories From Groupies on Reddit
1	1 Vote	The Unbelievable Crimes That Involve Taco Bell
1	1 Vote	Tali's "Official" Face, a Cyborg Shepard and Kristen Bell Take Credit for Sloths Popularity
1	1 Vote	Urban Farmers Abandoning Hundreds of Fashion to Help Me
1	1 Vote	Minority Report Is Totally Sexist

—	1 Vote	This Wordle Halloween Costume Show Week 3: Gordy's Home!
—	1 Vote	Elisabeth Moss Says the Problem With His Wife, Heidi, and Two Others
—	1 Vote	The New Coronavirus Could Become a Goon?
—	1 Vote	The Halloween Countdown: 31 Days of the Late Queen's Niece
—	1 Vote	1,000-Year-Old Stalagmites From a Gunshot Wound in View Park-Windsor Hills
—	1 Vote	The Year in Honor of Mother's Day, 50 Daughters Share the Road?

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