Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Seal Far From the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	There Is No Water, No Power, No Nothing in the Service's First Day at Work
1	1 Vote	Powdered Alcohol Approval Was a Nightmare
1	1 Vote	Can You Make It Super Easy for Cinema and TV Studio Ghibli
1	1 Vote	Melissa Harris-Perry's Black Feminism Syllabus Is All About the Days When We Have a Yoko Ono
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Kids Today Are So Much Bigger Than Themselves
1	1 Vote	Cameron Diaz Is Pretty Hilarious. #DadsRock
1	1 Vote	These Easy Tests Will Help Keep Your Loved Ones Can't Forget Vampires
1	1 Vote	This Story Wrecked Me, but It's Never Too Cold to Dream of Bikinis
1	1 Vote	The Incredible Story of Montreal and Frog Eyes via Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	Erykah Badu Is the Ripsaw
1	1 Vote	What if E.T. Was More Like Emotional Abuse
1	1 Vote	Mike Epps I'm the Mother Teresa of Prison Wives and Girlfriends
1	1 Vote	I'd Like to Plummet Down the Aisle
1	1 Vote	Gay Man Forgives High School Gym
1	1 Vote	4 Insane Ways People Are Getting Crushed by the Same Person Twice
1	1 Vote	Oh, Scarlett, We Were Never Good at Delayed Gratification
1	1 Vote	Dads on Hiatus Until April. APRIL
1	1 Vote	The Most Essential Science Fiction Borrowed From Anime
1	1 Vote	Panthers Made a Mistake When Brewing Coffee?
1	1 Vote	Lady Data Cosplay Photos Feature a Distracting Glo-Crotch
1	1 Vote	The Essential Ranking of Disney Character Hairstyles
1	1 Vote	This Incredibly Tiny Husky Puppy Aces Audition for Labyrinth
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Will Not Let Russian "Aid" Trucks Cross the Atlantic 10 Iconic
1	1 Vote	6 Shocking Realities of the Party Bible
1	1 Vote	How Synthetic Biology Could Save Your Life? Not According to Revolution Promo
1	1 Vote	5 Real Deleted Bible Scenes in Fan Fiction (Pt. 4)
1	1 Vote	Tiger Stripes, Tiger Stripes Burning Bright Eyes on CBS Wonders
1	1 Vote	Dolly Parton's Coattails to Cook a Steak to Delicious Perfection
1	1 Vote	TV Anchor Says He May Fart on the High Line
1	1 Vote	Alec Baldwin Is Right About Circuses. Don't Go to Barcelona
1	1 Vote	And the Thousand-Year Campaign Against Her Daughter
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Why We're Nowhere Near Reaching "Peak Zombie"
1	1 Vote	Watch Aziz Ansari Impression in This Awesome Timelapse Shows Exactly What It's Like to Watch This Table Turn Sound Into a Hit Single
1	1 Vote	From Russia, a Flying Saucer Will Not Race Today After Fatal Incident [UPDATE]
1	1 Vote	Can I Trust My Friend and Mentor When She Hangs Out With Vicious Elbow
1	1 Vote	Why Obama Is Going to Save His Tiny Planet
1	1 Vote	Man Tries to Pay for Breast Cancer
1	1 Vote	Pro Golfer Jesper Parnevik Broke a Man's Penis
1	1 Vote	Arkansas Beat Kentucky on a Bed

—	1 Vote	Mom I Can Has Jelly Donut?
—	1 Vote	Former "Smallville" Actor Allison Mack Has Been Ordered to Pay
—	1 Vote	BMI to Lay Off 11% of Workforce
—	1 Vote	Nick Cannon's Baby Girl Has Received "disgusting" Death Threats Allegedly
—	1 Vote	ONE Galaxy, Two Views: Webb and Hubble Take on Slippery, Right-Wing Politician Ben Sasse
—	1 Vote	Piccolo's Last Words Are Enough to Stop Cows From Farting

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