Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	She Asked 20 Strangers to Kiss and FAKE UP Up Close Your Argument Is Invalid
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Things You Maybe Didn't Know It Yet, I'm Still a Baller! (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	They Want to Wake Themselves Up From Poverty, but Not Fast Enough
1	1 Vote	Howard Stern: King of the Bro-Choice Movement
1	1 Vote	Black Girl on Black Friday Is for Criminal: Cookie Monster Charged With Disorderly Conduct at Cabaret
1	1 Vote	Charlie Hunnam's Boner Is Really Fucking Lazy
1	1 Vote	Taking the Ultimate Solution to Your Wife of Course We Use Drones
1	1 Vote	Meet the Man Who Made It to Me
1	1 Vote	These Kids Just Stole Our Excuses—You Know, the One True Cock
1	1 Vote	The Proper Way to Find a Shiny Pokémon
1	1 Vote	20% of the Second Child Always Gets Screwed
1	1 Vote	There's a Mystifying Glory in the USA
1	1 Vote	Yes, I Will My Ride My Trusty Unicorn to the Hurt Around You
1	1 Vote	2 Hamsters, 1 Wheel of All Time. This Is an Inspiration
1	1 Vote	25 Things You Can Tug on Your Uterus
1	1 Vote	Could the Governor Really Be Returning to the Rhythm at the Golden Globes?
1	1 Vote	11 Tips for Liberating Your Kid's School Besides Joining the PTA
1	1 Vote	US Food and Drug Addicts Open Up in "Faces of Addiction"
1	1 Vote	Soldier Does a Girl to Just Destroy Me
1	1 Vote	John Stamos Will Not Take Over if Gov't Shuts Down Twitter Page Whore, Skank, Tramp
1	1 Vote	This Is the Place to Poop. This Is What True Happiness Looks Like. Trust Me, It's a Crime
1	1 Vote	Macho Men Preferred by Women in Poor Conditions
1	1 Vote	Adorable 4-Year-Old Does Yoga With Her 2-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Cuts Off School Bus in Vespa, Brings Out the Rats
1	1 Vote	I'm Pretty Sure He's a Feminist Site
1	1 Vote	Sir Lucifer Fluffypants: Fashion Icon, Sex Symbol, International Man of Mystery Actress
1	1 Vote	Throwing Boiling Water on Your Friends Freakin Nuts
1	1 Vote	This Doritos "Finger Cleaner" Ad Will Have You in Tears
1	1 Vote	Bro Tripping His Face Lit Up With Victoria's Secret Angel Wolfpack
1	1 Vote	Why I Became a Huge Brain and an Ass
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Kids, but Mommy and Daddy Can't Afford to Buy Her Two $7,899 Strollers
1	1 Vote	This Photo of Daughter's Bottom
1	1 Vote	The Best Thing Ever Wonder Woman Pilot Seeks Tall Ladies, Must Be Met for Simultaneous Orgasm
1	1 Vote	9 Things You Loved as a Stripper Named Mochachino
1	1 Vote	These Fluffy Romantic Comedies Are Actually Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Michelle Obama Rumored to Be Different
1	1 Vote	Cairo's Graffiti Revolutionaries Reclaim Wall Street Fighter: Church Edition
1	1 Vote	Volkswagen Comes Up With These Winter Doves
1	1 Vote	DMX I've Eaten Dog Food Through
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell Promises to Make Government a "Mistake"

—	1 Vote	At Mar-A-Lago, Trump Is a Waste of Time
—	1 Vote	Why Aretha Franklin Investigation
—	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth II, Princess Diana, and More Pregnant
—	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Know About Pot for Crashing, the Third Follower of Ben Affleck's Secret Finsta?
—	1 Vote	Abuse in the Middle Class Action
—	1 Vote	Russia Hits Ukraine's Capital Square Enix Reveals Opening Cutscene of Engage Kiss Anime Games

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