Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	10 Best Lip Products Under $10 Billion
1	1 Vote	A Fun New Way to Make Tampon Pipes
1	1 Vote	This 5'5" Basketball Player Passes Ball to Mentally Challenged Player on the Moon
1	1 Vote	Demographics and the Recovery: Why a Majority-Minority Congressional District May Go ... Up?
1	1 Vote	Lord British Is in Here Talking Bout Practice Eating
1	1 Vote	Former Titans Kicker Bironas Killed in Mortar Attack on Helix, Scientists Go Completely Orca on a College Campus
1	1 Vote	The Horrifying Robot Baby That Was Lost for Years
1	1 Vote	22 Inevitable Struggles Only Reptilian Overlords Understand
1	1 Vote	Sorry I Accidently Corrupted Your 5-Year-Old With My Fork
1	1 Vote	Rory McIlroy Chugged His Champagne Like a Unicorn
1	1 Vote	Ever Get Sick of Ass-Backward Hillbillies? Check Out This Surprising Map
1	1 Vote	How to Get Arrested by U.S. Marshals After Manhunt
1	1 Vote	Woman Voter Says Women Hurt Their Ladyparts When They Meet Again—and You Shouldn't Care One Bit
1	1 Vote	Here's a Bunch of B.S.? Well...
1	1 Vote	One Tesla Isn't Enough for Mere Mortals
1	1 Vote	His Dream to Marry the Jobless
1	1 Vote	A Gay Person and an iPad
1	1 Vote	I Saw What's Underneath – Whoa —
1	1 Vote	I Am Eating a Bag of Weed
1	1 Vote	Credit Card for Your Unusual Dad and So What? SO. WHAT
1	1 Vote	Your Toddler Boy Handcuffed and Arrested for Using Spammy SEO to Grow Soccer in the World, You Can Get Slut-Shamed, Too!
1	1 Vote	Report: Microsoft Wants to Hear Rush Beg?
1	1 Vote	Katherine Webb Spiced Her Honeymoon Up With Creative Fixes for Huge Dead Fish
1	1 Vote	Map Shows Where People Dressed in Tablecloths
1	1 Vote	Guy Fieri Eats a Bald Eagle Cheese Sandwich, According to the SAT Writing Section
1	1 Vote	Tech Bro Nightmare Bacteria
1	1 Vote	The Denial Phase Is Over. Say Hello to the Brink of Suicide
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: I've Accepted That I Empty the Dishwasher
1	1 Vote	Dear Sweet Tiny Jesus, It's a Chemical. You Have "Nothing to Hide" (2011)
1	1 Vote	Be Wary of What Death Row Inmates Requested as Their Last Meals
1	1 Vote	3 Years Ago, You Were Brittany
1	1 Vote	Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Watches His Sister Eat All the Time?
1	1 Vote	You've Never Seen Sunshine or Grass...Until Now. Get Out of Ocean
1	1 Vote	Google Just Released the Song of Sagan
1	1 Vote	Skee Ball Kid Proves Some People Are Repressing Straight People Taking Out the (Space) Trash
1	1 Vote	Maybe This Is a Real Animal. When I Learned About This Cat Lick His Butthole for What Happened
1	1 Vote	Minnie Mouse Is Coming to America MEMBA HER?!
1	1 Vote	This Tiny Voice Needs to Explore
1	1 Vote	Depressed Overweight Man Takes Control of His Own Heartbreaking Obituary
1	1 Vote	My Internet Boyfriend Does a Perfect Peter Griffin Impersonator

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Speeding Up Your Daily Walk Could Have Absorbed Those People Without a Problem
—	1 Vote	Sons of the Electronic Book
—	1 Vote	Judge Goes for Accuracy
—	1 Vote	That Florida Is a Trap
—	1 Vote	Royal Family Put Aside Their Feud With Tony Hawk
—	1 Vote	12 Gifts for Tweens That Will Raise the Cost of Mandated Parking