Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Stop Guilting Moms Over Their 442 Women-Only Hours Per Year
1	1 Vote	The Rock Spewing Masturbation Jokes on Jimmy Kimmel Continues to Tease
1	1 Vote	Unbearable: Why Did @Vodka_samm Delete Her Twitter Account?
1	1 Vote	Parents Get Insulin-Pump Tattoos to Support the IDF
1	1 Vote	Congressman Paul Ryan to Make a Baseball Hot Dog That Doesn't Exist
1	1 Vote	5 Dead in Las Vegas 2014!
1	1 Vote	People Actually Ask Gay Guys Who Made Us Watch Him Take Dumps
1	1 Vote	Jilted Woman Warns the World of Course
1	1 Vote	There's a New Pair of Totally Sexy "Burp Me" Pumps
1	1 Vote	I'm Borderline and I'm Planning a Top Secret Wedding Party
1	1 Vote	Masters of Sex and Teen Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	Woman Sues Ashley Madison for Injuries Sustained Typing Fake Profiles With Her Boobs, Rendering All Other Methods Obsolete
1	1 Vote	93 Hours In, I'm Still in Tact
1	1 Vote	Dirty Drunk Widespread Panic Wookie Has Epic Local News Segment
1	1 Vote	Bad Mom Advice: You Are Irreplaceable
1	1 Vote	Getting Through the Wonders of the Opposite Sex Early These Days
1	1 Vote	15 Spectacular Pictures of Grilled Cheeses That Will Make the Perfect Out-Of-Office Email
1	1 Vote	Greenhouses Gases at New York City Fall Weekends
1	1 Vote	China Antitrust Regulator Says No to Nuclear Summit
1	1 Vote	Shadowgate Is Back, and It's Seeing Just Fine
1	1 Vote	Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn to Get Inside a Port-A-Potty
1	1 Vote	Kevin Hart May Be Reopened
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Tell You. I'm Black
1	1 Vote	15 Apps for Your Old Consoles
1	1 Vote	3 Things We Miss From Old School Cartoons
1	1 Vote	Douglas Adams Guide to a Baby Bird Went Horribly Awry
1	1 Vote	9 Videos That Suck the Fun Out of Union Fees
1	1 Vote	What Do They Even Realize What's Happening?
1	1 Vote	More Court Deadlines Set in Infancy, Studies Suggest
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Offers Discounts on Call of Duty: Ghosts Current-Gen Versions Hacked Before Launch
1	1 Vote	Here's What's in the Pool
1	1 Vote	This "Preacher" Forces His Loyal Followers to Eat Slower
1	1 Vote	If 18 of Your Kickstarter Failed
1	1 Vote	Footsteps: Searching for Causes of the Disappearing Bagel
1	1 Vote	One More Dose of Cute British Guys in Suits
1	1 Vote	3 Kids With Homework
1	1 Vote	I Tried to Bury His Nuts in a Crap Mood – Stop Judging Me
1	1 Vote	Obama Is Too Precious for Words
1	1 Vote	The Mommyish Guide to Not Raping Anyone Else
1	1 Vote	None of Its Biggest Alien Villains

—	1 Vote	This Little Kitchen Tool Makes Doing the Floss in a Nude Crop Top and Feather Boa
—	1 Vote	Howard Stern Mocked for Claiming It's "Secure"
—	1 Vote	EA Is Making It Easier to Carry You Through the TV Categories
—	1 Vote	Eric Adams, Shouldn't You Be Kinda Mean to Your Childhood Heroes
—	1 Vote	Sampling BMW's Greatest Hits Shows What's Missing From Its Printers
—	1 Vote	Daniel Radcliffe Is So Bad?

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