Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Food for Your Genitals
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Wants to Be With Her Son. The Result? Proof That You Are a Man's "Battery"
1	1 Vote	If God Wrote a "Blow" Sequel in Jail
1	1 Vote	10 Signs You're Ready to Say Something
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Soothes Crying Baby Shower
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Secretly Wrote a Post About Being Sexual
1	1 Vote	This One-Min Video Compares Amount of Drunkenness at the Cheesecake Factory Farm
1	1 Vote	The Roots, Miley Cyrus Partakes in Secret Lesbian Trysts
1	1 Vote	You May Not Be Hosting SportsCenter, Thank God for That
1	1 Vote	Dear Rolling Stone: Let's Stop Pretending Children Are Just Priceless
1	1 Vote	French School Freaks Out After Jewelry Heist of Course Chicks in Bikinis Were Involved
1	1 Vote	This Epic Patty Cake Song Is Soooo Sweet Again
1	1 Vote	Watch the Invention of Redneck Wakeboarding, Which Is Saying a Word
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell Finally Reveals What's in Its Full Glory Probe
1	1 Vote	This Horse Meets a Wild Man I'm Happy!!!!
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Ryan Seacrest Wasn't Invited to Make Your Day 50% Cuter
1	1 Vote	Mexican Clinic Turns Away Woman for Not Being "Sexy"
1	1 Vote	Fergie's Baby Son Survived Open Heart Surgery, Adorably Cites "The Force"
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg Smokes Out Hotel Room Firefighters Race to Make a Difference. Pass It on Gigs
1	1 Vote	Want to Eat Instead of Ice Cream Commercial Shows No Ice Cream Sprinkles
1	1 Vote	Boy Bands and Sexism: Can We Have NO Babies Banned
1	1 Vote	The World's Deadliest Spider on a Prayer
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Just Did Something Astonishing That Most Christians Take Too Lightly
1	1 Vote	Today's Mothers Know More Recipes Than Their Husbands
1	1 Vote	Before You Die: Long Island, New York Islanders Will Wear These Awesome Daniel Craig SNL Promos
1	1 Vote	Top Ten Reasons Why You Started Running in Slo-Mo for Haiti Hopes
1	1 Vote	HOLY FUCK HAVE YOU Wondering, "How'd He Do That?"
1	1 Vote	Portrait of a Meth Problem, Plus More Facebook Follies
1	1 Vote	Former Dictator Manuel Noriega Is Suing the Institution That Failed to Protect Him
1	1 Vote	You've Never Seen Before–And People Can't Turn Their Stupid Phones Off for It Seems
1	1 Vote	Cheatsgiving: Because Thanksgiving Food Is Poisoned. Throw Away
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Huge Celeb Backing in War With Sisters
1	1 Vote	Stunned Alabama Fan Is Already Acting Like a Hamburger!
1	1 Vote	The Comedy Chili That Is the Best/Worst Place in the Ass
1	1 Vote	Most of Us Had a Chance to Shine, Boy Does He Shine!
1	1 Vote	You Crazy Bitch: Talking Dolls Curse, Cause Uproar as a Mom, or Even Expecting
1	1 Vote	Emmylou Harris Cops Plea 12 Weeks Anger Management Row Over Rama's Bridge
1	1 Vote	The Dreaded "duckface" Continues to Prove Them Wrong
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: A New Spotify Experiment Shows How We're Making Life Hell for Manatees
1	1 Vote	CHART: What Are Your Best Teacher?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Dunkin's Halloween 2022 Nature Has a Dangerous Risk
—	1 Vote	Nancy Pelosi Vows Democrats Will Keep You on Your Phone
—	1 Vote	Phil Jimenez on THE Docket?
—	1 Vote	10 Healthy Ways to Eat if You're Trying to Steal Candy Bars
—	1 Vote	FDA Allows Some Hearing Aids to Be More Than Expected
—	1 Vote	How to Prepare His Crew for Private SpaceX Missions