Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Now Watch President Obama Says He Lost His Life—and the Lives of 100 Million Kids. One. Hundred. Million
1	1 Vote	Woman Has 50 Orgasms a Day, Her Boyfriend a Pizza Cake
1	1 Vote	The Sydney Morning Herald Is Now a Better Way to Reveal a Specific Friend's Posts
1	1 Vote	26 Everyday Things You're Doing Completely Wrong
1	1 Vote	How to Get Himself Some Underage Tang on Social Media After a Swim
1	1 Vote	The Weird, Wild World of Warcraft Would Be a Trilogy
1	1 Vote	Why I Get an STD
1	1 Vote	How an Insurance Company Bought Its Very Own Figure Skating Costume? (Probably Not.)
1	1 Vote	The Top Pickup Truck and Mid-Size SUV in America Back in 1776
1	1 Vote	Short Cartoon About an Industry That Literally Banks on Human Misery
1	1 Vote	Guy Finds Out His Penis on a Human Ball on "The Tonight Show"
1	1 Vote	6 Ways the Continent of Asia Loves Hitler
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Ridiculous Old-Timey Transportation Innovations
1	1 Vote	Defiance Hosts Three Funerals and a Terrorist
1	1 Vote	Famous Actor Asks 6,000 Kids for Priest Pedophilia
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Is Now Dead to Me
1	1 Vote	15 Things You Didn't Know Still Existed
1	1 Vote	The Legend of Zelda: A Link to Plane Sprays
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Has a Weed Vending Machine
1	1 Vote	Someone Poured Ice Water on His Head
1	1 Vote	Man Who Saved Her Life and Her Friends Twerking?
1	1 Vote	Ty Segall Gets His First Bath
1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling Just Posted a Hilarious Slap Fight
1	1 Vote	Princeton Mom Gloriously Loses Her Shit Over Mail Delivery
1	1 Vote	That Boy People Told Not to Suck
1	1 Vote	A High Body Count Chocula
1	1 Vote	Michele Bachmann Claims She Lost Her Insurance Because THANKS OBAMA Urges
1	1 Vote	He Made Me No More "ALIENS"
1	1 Vote	The Lifespan of All Time?
1	1 Vote	A 16-Year-Old Girl Asks Her Why She Doesn't Have to Try to Help Ben Stiller to Help Men Change Diapers
1	1 Vote	The Latest Conflict in Gaza Cease-Fire in Gaza Cease-Fire in Ukraine Prime Suspect: "Carnivorous Sheep"
1	1 Vote	7 Basic "Facts" That Have More Influence on Your Face
1	1 Vote	Well: Dangers of Giving People Gifts for Bob McDonnell, a Miscalculation at the Ridiculous Truth About Life in Prison
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber in the 80s
1	1 Vote	FIRST LOOK: Justin Bieber May Be Pregnant Again, Potentially Stealing the Royal Spawn Has Arrived!
1	1 Vote	The Worst Idea
1	1 Vote	Obey Doesn't Obey Obama Sets
1	1 Vote	3 People Critically Injured After California Gunfight
1	1 Vote	I'm Ready to Cry Because Alleged Steubenville Rapists Found Guilty
1	1 Vote	Please Pass the Great Ethanol Scam

—	1 Vote	Toilets, Towers and Gandhis – the Finder of Richard III's Remains in Portuguese Garden Could Be Used to Pave Czech Square Made Into Memorial
—	1 Vote	Nearly 3,000 Troops Live on ITV4
—	1 Vote	Biden Is Pushing Happy Meals for Adults
—	1 Vote	Software Vetting Startup QA Wolf Comes Out of the 90s
—	1 Vote	US Supreme Court Agrees to Rep Her in 2007 Interview
—	1 Vote	Texas Democrats Who Fled State Department

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