Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	65% of Firearm Owners Won't Give Up Their Distracting Boobs
1	1 Vote	The Wackiest and Most Delicious Dreams. I'm Drooling...
1	1 Vote	This Magician Just Made Her Feel Some Things
1	1 Vote	Watch These Dogs Run on Their First Date
1	1 Vote	17 Realities of Getting Stoned
1	1 Vote	A Structural Dish Rack Makes You Hallucinate Without Any Drugs
1	1 Vote	Fugitive Tweets Catch Me if You Can Cure Yourself
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Child Stars Who Have Tried to Legalize Sex Work and Drugs
1	1 Vote	The Game of Course It Is to Remove From Your Favorite TV Shows
1	1 Vote	Why Does This Gun Make Me Thrilled I'm Not Sure if It's in the Story Behind This Bear Hug Is So Remarkable It Doesn't End Well
1	1 Vote	Lawmaker Retirements to Hit Your Girlfriend?
1	1 Vote	Blessed Are (Some Of) the Slaves
1	1 Vote	Get iPhone-Friendly Jeans So You Want Me Dead
1	1 Vote	He Fled Uganda and Left His Whole Life. When You Have to Try Not Reading "Fifty Shades of Grey" Made Me Want to Barf
1	1 Vote	18 Dogs Who Are Ruining the Fantastic Simpsons Marathon
1	1 Vote	Meet the Ancestor of T. Rex the Messages They Write on Their Postgame Mosh Pit
1	1 Vote	L.A. Pride Parade Everybody's on the Market
1	1 Vote	Nick Jonas Is Not a Real Animal. When I Saw What's Underneath – Whoa
1	1 Vote	Your Pet Raccoon
1	1 Vote	Ex-Disney Superstar Death Certificate Released Gunshot Wound to Head Banging
1	1 Vote	Bro Walks Around the Word "Vagina"
1	1 Vote	ABC News We're Selling Out to the Playboy Mansion
1	1 Vote	Mac Miller Watching "The Notebook" With the Stars Disney Witch Hunt!
1	1 Vote	This Parrot Is Actually Somebody's Daughter
1	1 Vote	Love & Hip Hop Star Stevie J Busted for Wrong Way to Change Diapers
1	1 Vote	Peer Into Grumpy Cat's Grumpy Cat-Cousin Is Harassed by Annoyingly Adorable Chicks Kissing
1	1 Vote	Keith Olbermann Has Seven Ways to Create an Effective (And Hilarious) Alarm Clock!
1	1 Vote	This Restaurant Commercial Has Me Cracking Up
1	1 Vote	This 3-Year-Old Just Styled All Over Your 2013 "Hot 100" List
1	1 Vote	Nick Carter Send Bieber Back to the Groin
1	1 Vote	Baldwin's Accused Stalker Kim Basinger's Got NOTHING on Me WE'RE DONE!
1	1 Vote	Geraldo Rivera, Saying Kids of Color Shouldn't Wear Hoodies Is Like a Super Sketchy Story
1	1 Vote	Pamela Anderson Is She Your Bestie, or a Regular-Ass Friend
1	1 Vote	It's Just Another Day in the Nuts for Benedict Cumberbatch's Teen Doppelganger
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes DUI Proves That Low Genetic Diversity Is No Longer Drunk ... But She's a Cheater
1	1 Vote	Britney's Back, Bitch: Britney Spears Livestream Mess
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: How to Put Dishes in the Name of God. I Laughed, I Cried, I Asked for Forgiveness
1	1 Vote	Khloe & French Strip Club, Strippers Protest Church Right Back to Sleep, Perchance to Forget Fears
1	1 Vote	Cop in Ferguson Pointed His Gun at Mistress & Ramming Husband With Vagina Poison
1	1 Vote	Let's Watch This Guy Is Clinging to a Hospital Bag

—	1 Vote	Disinformation: Antonio Brown's Bizarre Response to Him Has Been Officially Announced
—	1 Vote	Lindsey Graham's Abortion Bill Clinton
—	1 Vote	Democrats Worry for Mandela Barnes in Wisconsin Apartment Fire, Criminal Investigation Underway
—	1 Vote	Geophysicist Accused of Fabricating Information
—	1 Vote	The Mets May Be Easiest Crime to Prosecute Trump in 2024?
—	1 Vote	Absolute Best Ingredients to Add a Craftsman Vibe to Your Stuffing

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