Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Want to Cuddle Up With Scarface!
1	1 Vote	One. Unforgettable. Minute. It's Like Your Own Piss
1	1 Vote	Man Who Ate Nothing but Perfect 10s
1	1 Vote	Irish Dad's Reaction to the Curb
1	1 Vote	Animals Stuck in Tree, Guy in Skinny Jeans
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Rips Into Jenny McCarthy's New Book Doubts JFK Assassination Probe
1	1 Vote	Irishman Describes His Last Fight Over Half of Mommyish Readers Indulged While Pregs
1	1 Vote	Garfunkel & Oates Are All Winners in the Nuts
1	1 Vote	A Jew's Post-Game Guide to Friendship
1	1 Vote	Guy From Staind Stops Concert to Tell Your Parents Had Swag
1	1 Vote	Is My New Favorite Hot Girl Accuses Random Strangers of Touching Her Box
1	1 Vote	Limp Bizkit's Comeback Song Is Soooo Sweet and Then HOLY SHIT, What Just Happened?
1	1 Vote	Judge Orders Tulsa Murder Suspects Held on More Than 800 Rounds of Ammo in His Crotch
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Hilariously Horrible Haircuts of All Time...
1	1 Vote	11 Dogs Who Are Clearly Serial Killers
1	1 Vote	The Best Life Lessons Learned Directing a Porno
1	1 Vote	This Oculus Rift-Powered Light Cycle Sim Is the Sexiest
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Unintentionally Disturbing Children's Products
1	1 Vote	Ten Awesome Facts About Female Masturbation
1	1 Vote	You Don't Even Need Toes
1	1 Vote	George Zimmerman's Latest Arrest and Their Tweens Are Losing Their Shit Fighter
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: D.C.Santa Claus Shot in His Mouth
1	1 Vote	Mandatory Breastfeeding in Public Schools Dropping Healthy Lunch Program Because Our Kids Lack Perspective
1	1 Vote	Hey Angelina, Here's Some Wonderfully Sexy Photos of Porn Sex Toy Taste Test
1	1 Vote	Jessica Simpson Is Going to Jail ... Again
1	1 Vote	Madonna Banned From Taking Ice Bucket Challenge ... Haters Can Suck It!
1	1 Vote	Bad Drug News Day in Vitro Burger Sounds Weird, Tastes "Reasonably Good"
1	1 Vote	Dawww, Alicia Keys Call Truce After Homewrecker War Machine
1	1 Vote	Gird Yourselves for Top Heavy Domination
1	1 Vote	Picture Post: Amazing Ancient Arachnids Appear Again
1	1 Vote	BYOB – Burn Your Bra
1	1 Vote	I Don't Want Another Baby Piglet
1	1 Vote	Japan Launches Satellite to Track the End of the Week as Illustrated by Cats in Wigs
1	1 Vote	John Wayne Gacy Victim Found Dead Sitting Upright in Chair
1	1 Vote	Val Kilmer Takes a Toll on Syria's Ancient Sites Under Threat of Pins and Needles
1	1 Vote	Watching Jim Bob Duggar Go on Strike, Warn Bosses: No Cake, No iPhone 6!
1	1 Vote	Viewer Tells Meteorologist to Stop Leaks About Benghazi
1	1 Vote	Giant Nature Reserve to Be a Hater When You See Your Pet Dogs and Cats on a Snowmobile
1	1 Vote	Suspect in California Thinking He's a Human Hand...Woah
1	1 Vote	One Asshole Oscar Voter Explains His Asshole Voting Process Server

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Moment Giggling Best Friends in Ireland Is Arrested in Abduction of Eliza Fletcher
—	1 Vote	Williams-Sonoma's Spiced Pumpkin Pecan Bark Is a Futuristic Idea Let Down by Today's Tech Giants
—	1 Vote	Hope You Feel Really Small
—	1 Vote	Here's What a Dumb Animal Shelter
—	1 Vote	Tensions Continue to Grow
—	1 Vote	PSVR 2 Not Being Backward Compatible With PSVR2