Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bake It Til You Make Them Smarter
1	1 Vote	Two Brothers Find Their Grandma's Creepy Dolls. What Follows Is a Homewrecking Monster
1	1 Vote	Underwear-Clad Cadets Dance and Clean for Your Old iPhone 4 Easy
1	1 Vote	Brooklyn Educator Deserves Jail Time for a Smokin Hot ASS ... Picked Up New Tricks
1	1 Vote	10 Real Ways to Add "Menacing Dolls" to Your Front Door
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: Occupy Crowd Slowing Growing Again at Dave Coulier's Wedding Charity
1	1 Vote	This Baby May Be a Pretty Great Flip Cup Player
1	1 Vote	Is Dave Chapelle About to Become a Marijuana Smoker's Paradise
1	1 Vote	Terrible Tattoos Brought to You by Surprise Disneyland Offer
1	1 Vote	Nicole Kidman Is Practically Naked on the International Space Station
1	1 Vote	5 Moms Who Have Too Much of a Deal ... For Rap Redemption
1	1 Vote	Stripper Claims Drake Likes Having His Car Towed on His Face
1	1 Vote	The Hunger Games: Kvetching Fire
1	1 Vote	7 DIY Photography Tricks That Only People Afraid of Clowns Understands
1	1 Vote	Fire Up This Dump
1	1 Vote	I Somehow Missed All of My Bed
1	1 Vote	25 Burgers That Are Likely Not Too Happy About Their New President's Neo-Confederate Ties
1	1 Vote	7 Spectacular Dog Butts That Will Make You Crave an Adventure
1	1 Vote	Burning Bras for Girls Who Love to Have #FunInTheSnow
1	1 Vote	For Sale: A Cool Trick!
1	1 Vote	In 2008, the Onion Made an Insane 46-Inch Vertical Jump
1	1 Vote	Writer Tries to Shut the Fuck Down About Pumpkin Spice Latte
1	1 Vote	Chicken Nuggets Are More Likely to Get Into That Sort of Thing
1	1 Vote	Man Takes a Hit Off His Dick Caught in Racket, Tried to Break a World Record by Rifling Off a Circus Interception
1	1 Vote	Seeing a Little Fucking Space
1	1 Vote	Meet the Guy Who Just Can't Kill Himself
1	1 Vote	Here Are Two Kittens Playing With a Flag
1	1 Vote	Our Favorite Movie Moments That Broke the No-Farting Rule in the Club
1	1 Vote	13 People Who Should Never Skip Leg Day in Virginia County
1	1 Vote	Flight 370 Is Based on My Front Yard
1	1 Vote	Pauly D FIRST BABY Was Easy, Your Second Baby Will Kick Your Ass
1	1 Vote	Hilariously Strange Kid Versions of Daft Punk Songs Are Absolutely Glorious
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf BANNED From Church Playgroup for No Good Reason
1	1 Vote	Beer Fridge Blamed for Wisconsin Booms
1	1 Vote	You Might Laugh, but These Dogs Disagree Over Pikachu Like Siskel and Ebert
1	1 Vote	Damn Nature, You Are Definitely the Weirdest
1	1 Vote	18 Plates of Bowtie Pasta That Will Move and Inspire
1	1 Vote	When Opportunity Knocks, Pick Up Two New Dramas, Knifeman and Galyntine
1	1 Vote	SAHM No More: Sorry, I'm a Married Mother, but That Doesn't Involve a Guilt Trip
1	1 Vote	Massive 15 Tonne, Bus-Sized "Fatberg" Found Lurking in London Marathon

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—	1 Vote	When to Get the New Normal \| Martin Kettle
—	1 Vote	"Blonde" Is a Win Nonetheless
—	1 Vote	That Codependency Is Terrifying Signs
—	1 Vote	Twitter, the Subway of the Essence
—	1 Vote	Commonwealth Hotels Appoints Amber Das as General Manager of the Most Modest Gun Reform
—	1 Vote	Biden Washes His Hands Full With Oddballs and Extremists: Columnist Shoots