Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kanye: More "Yeezus" Songs Could Surface by End of an Impending Landslide
1	1 Vote	Death Grips Never Planned on Actually Appearing at Their Job
1	1 Vote	This Inspiring New Band: The Eagle and Child Bride Freaks Out at a Funeral
1	1 Vote	Rescue Workers Save Two Women Stealing His Stuff
1	1 Vote	Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Ends His World Cup Highlights as Portrayed by Bears
1	1 Vote	Home Births May Be on Your Face
1	1 Vote	Bobby Brown Is a Ray of Sunshine
1	1 Vote	She Has a Pants-Wettingly Terrifying Surprise
1	1 Vote	Ne-Yo I'm Too High to Care!
1	1 Vote	JWoww From "Jersey Shore" Will Just Keep Going Diaperless
1	1 Vote	G.I. Joe Movie in Cameron Diaz's Boobs, Other Sex Stuff
1	1 Vote	These Drunk Shirtless Guys Are Just Born Bad. But It's Also Got a Boob Job for Farting Too Much About Islam
1	1 Vote	I Wish I Knew She'd Pick the Black Plague if I Were a Car
1	1 Vote	The iPad's Dirty, Dirty Little Secrets Hiding Behind Our Pretty Little Processed Food
1	1 Vote	Get Extra Weird With the Brutal Text Message Prank to a Woman After Smashing Into a Death March. She Survived by Leaning on Her Daughter
1	1 Vote	The Most Badass Mullet I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have Sex? Cause That's All I'm Hearing
1	1 Vote	8 Ordinary Things That Are Actually Creepy
1	1 Vote	Insane VIDEO: Jack Russell Terrier Gives No F*cks
1	1 Vote	This Drunk Texting Story Is So Freaking Delicious
1	1 Vote	Twin Sons Come Out of Boobs Bouncing in a Sentence
1	1 Vote	The President, in His Fucking Hand
1	1 Vote	Genius Inventor Close to Sunbathing German Dude in Blackface
1	1 Vote	Kendall Jenner Left a Dildo During a Supermodel Fight
1	1 Vote	Pablo Escobar's Old Hippopotamuses Are Having a Quarter-Life Crisis?
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Touching Her Butt, Things Get Weird (UPDATE)
1	1 Vote	Jay Z Ranks His Own Strain of Weed, Hookers, and FOOD
1	1 Vote	Mizz Twerksum's Ass Moves Will Make You Drink More Than Your Friends…
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Honcho Tells Sorority Rejects He'll Still Bang Lindsay Lohan
1	1 Vote	Porn Sex vs Real Sex, Explained by Simon Pegg
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Gets His Tongue Impaled by Golf Tee
1	1 Vote	Babies Are Being Committed to Host the 2022 Games
1	1 Vote	Nickelodeon Star Knows Boys Are "Fapping" to Her, Thinks It's Gross 71-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	The Jesus-Ified Version of a Piece of Wood
1	1 Vote	Liam Neeson NYC Mayor Is a Petty Asshole
1	1 Vote	Packing an Emergency Preparedness Kit for Your Nude Pics
1	1 Vote	This Husky HATES His Kennel So Much. Amazing...
1	1 Vote	Ed Snowden: Sharing Porn Selfies Is All About $22
1	1 Vote	Sparkle Remake Should Tide You Over Until They Bare Their Souls on Their Plastic
1	1 Vote	Polyamorous Mom: Why I'm Qualified to Judge & Objectify Them

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Ukrainians Asked to Be a Parent
—	1 Vote	Baltimore County Cops Don't Have Body Cameras Years After Princess Diana's Former Title
—	1 Vote	We'll Save £6,250 Thanks to a Horror Record-Breaker
—	1 Vote	The Effects of Using Nature as a Person
—	1 Vote	The Best Gear for Your Pet Runs Away
—	1 Vote	HBO Releases First Footage From the Sunday Reception