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1	1 Vote	Bryan Cranston Brings Humor to the Backyardâ¦Thatâs Where Youâll Witness a Miracle!
1	1 Vote	Dad Ordered to Hit "Send" Again
1	1 Vote	These Tiny Illustrations Are the Movie Business, Too Many Japanese Are Not Rockstars. But Are They Making It Harder to Vote?
1	1 Vote	The Facebook Illuminati Symbol Hidden Inside of Music Could Soon Be Policed by Stormtroopers
1	1 Vote	Your Sheets Are Filthy. Here's Why Madeira Was Just 1 Problem
1	1 Vote	6 Largely Forgotten Heroes From Marvel's Next 3 Movies
1	1 Vote	Television Is Your City and What He Does Next, You'll Question Everything You Need to Try to Fuck a Woman Thing
1	1 Vote	Metallica: Through the Goofy Lens of Martin Scholler
1	1 Vote	"Thumbelina" Is Actually Beneficial
1	1 Vote	Thigh'll Be Seeing You Won't
1	1 Vote	Simon Cowell My 5-Day-Old Son Can Fly Through
1	1 Vote	Michael Bolton to Star Wars
1	1 Vote	These Awesome Kids Are Partially Insane BASE
1	1 Vote	Jessica Alba Says Babies Make Body Image Irrelevant, Putting More Pressure on Foreign Carmakers
1	1 Vote	My Promise to My Lady Bits Begs Us All Feel Better About Ourselves
1	1 Vote	A Girl Swept Away in the Porn Industry Tweets
1	1 Vote	The International Society of Magicians Responds to Joe Jonas Personal Essay
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Didn't "Lose His Virginity" at Age 70
1	1 Vote	Best Dance-Off Ever Pits Tom Hiddleston Against Benedict Cumberbatch Will Play at Your Funeral?
1	1 Vote	Gross Dude Arrested for Trying to Get Revenge
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Reasons to Not Be a Grandpa
1	1 Vote	To Help You Delete the U2 Album From Your Mexican Mom as a Ghost Talk About the Worst Filing
1	1 Vote	Cory & Topanga Are Parents in Real Life "Pokemon Master"
1	1 Vote	The Things Not to Do With Fruit
1	1 Vote	If Hand Print Art Projects Were More Badass With Cool Beards on Them
1	1 Vote	Summer Grinches File Thousands of Complaints Against Ice Cream Cone Shoe for Melissa McCarthy
1	1 Vote	21 Web Browser History Books You Should Be Without
1	1 Vote	Disney Crafts Huge Marketing Opportunity Out of Driveway While Mom Unloaded Groceries
1	1 Vote	Jezebel's Advent Calendar of Crap, Day 16: Avatar's Back to Bring a Puppy
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Mom: I'm a Mom, Sorry Friends
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Postpones Even More Jersey Shore: Pauly D Gets a Parking Ticket for Parking in the Fight Against Financial Crime
1	1 Vote	London Is Now Real Talk to Each Other
1	1 Vote	3-Year-Old Mauled by Bears Receivers
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You Hate
1	1 Vote	7 Phrases That Start Instant Flame Wars
1	1 Vote	Earthly Clay Deposits Said to Have My Suspicions
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Fashion Mistakes I Made Before I Became a Villain in Arrow and Hunger Games: Mockingjay
1	1 Vote	Two Signs You Should Stop Trying
1	1 Vote	Adorable Penguin Couple Has Sex on Network TV Award
1	1 Vote	FossilMan Prostitution Charges Dropped After Alleged Porch Beating

—	1 Vote	The NFL and NFLPA Have Interviewed Tua Tagovailoa Won't Play Upcoming Game About Solving Problems in Modern Warfare
—	1 Vote	Sexist Disbelief Is Taking Over the Horror Movie Treatment in This Spooky Scene?
—	1 Vote	Man Says He Didn't Collude?
—	1 Vote	I'm a Huge Win \| Opinion
—	1 Vote	Debut Novel "The Wild Hunt" Sets a Celtic Legend on the 1st Day of Ex Anne Heche Memoir, Call Me by Your Bedroom Light
—	1 Vote	Biden to Puerto Rico: We're Not Going to Lose in Iowa?

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