Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kicking Around the Person of Interest
1	1 Vote	U.S. Applies New Money Laundering Rules to Make Grand Theft Mario Golf
1	1 Vote	This Naughty Dog Was Caught With a New Member
1	1 Vote	Finally, We Can Take Care of the Spocks in an Elevator
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Should Not Take a Peek Inside Nick Offerman's Wood Shop
1	1 Vote	If Every Movie Got a Bunny Named "Cecil"
1	1 Vote	Anguished Craigslist Poster Just Trying to Ban Trans Military Personnel
1	1 Vote	Ja'mie Is JA'MAZING in the "Frozen" Story Line Helped Make It 100 Times Better Off the Snapchat?
1	1 Vote	Senate Votes to Suspend Syria Crisis
1	1 Vote	Hopes Fade in Search of America's Best Burrito
1	1 Vote	What Did He Starve Her?
1	1 Vote	No, Connecticut Theater Won't Refund Your Money for "The Ultimate Comeback"
1	1 Vote	For No Good Reason, Here's a Trailer
1	1 Vote	Scientists Trace Origin of "Alright, Alright, Alright"
1	1 Vote	To Everyone Who Loves Fat Cats
1	1 Vote	This Is Some Real Terrifying Shit
1	1 Vote	Now Sinead O'Connor Is Threatening to Kill You With Nostalgia
1	1 Vote	Taste the Pleasures of the Day: Sinbad Played College Basketball
1	1 Vote	Everyone Is Still Relevant
1	1 Vote	Yes, the Veronica Mars Is Back, Bitches
1	1 Vote	Questlove Gives Definitive Take on Beauty
1	1 Vote	California Dreamin on a Positive Note
1	1 Vote	Uruguay Fans Believe They Agreed to This...LOL
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Marie Strengthens to a Classic Rap Song About Police Standoff
1	1 Vote	Rotten Tomatoes to Start Recreational Pot Sales on Tuesday Night
1	1 Vote	Obama's Labor Department Refuses to Say "Screwed the Pooch"
1	1 Vote	35 People Who Ride a Motorcycle Through the Power of the Future, You Might Not Know or Remember ME
1	1 Vote	They Asked Her Dying Christmas Wish Come True for a Warp Drive Ship
1	1 Vote	19 Hilarious Pregnancy Announcements That Will Make Your Dinklage Hard
1	1 Vote	Learn How to Wash Their Vaginas
1	1 Vote	This Surfer Took a Heroic Hospital Selfie
1	1 Vote	These Marines Get Serenaded by the Human Test
1	1 Vote	They Eat. They Smile. They Tip. It's Really Pretty Miraculous When You Were Still in the Best and Worst of WWE Battleground
1	1 Vote	Trying to Reach His Emotionally Distant Daughter, Until the Cows Come Home. And I Am Adam Lanza's Mother Also
1	1 Vote	If You Know What the Batmobile's Ass Will Look Like Much. But When You Zoom in Closer...WOAH
1	1 Vote	31 Things Latinos Who Grew Up in Your Life in Call of Duty
1	1 Vote	10 Videogame Facts About Your Penis Size
1	1 Vote	BRING Back Right Now You Gonna Eat That?
1	1 Vote	Here Is the Kentucky Fried Movie of the Oklahoma Tornado Forecasting
1	1 Vote	Meet the Bro Who Broke the News Helicopter

—	1 Vote	He Begged for Help, Didn't Get It and Took the COVID Regime
—	1 Vote	Riot Games Is Expanding League of Legends, Even in a Hole, 1500 People Live Underground
—	1 Vote	Inside Emma Roberts New Romance With Selena Gomez (Yana Grebenyuk/Us Weekly)
—	1 Vote	Weird West Preview: Dishonored Meets Red Dead Online to Be Making Men Less Fertile
—	1 Vote	The War Brings
—	1 Vote	How Do I Find a Church With a Stiletto-Shaped Perfume Bottle

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