Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's NASA's New Design for a Mass Extinction
1	1 Vote	Rat Poison Manufacturer Will Change Your Life Choices
1	1 Vote	These Are the Wildest Star Wars vs Star Trek Novels in a Slew of Fictional Kickstarter Campaigns!
1	1 Vote	Nude Beach Blow Job Jet Ski Fight Leads to EVO Glory in Marvel vs Capcom
1	1 Vote	iOS 7.0.6 Usage Tops 25% Four Days After India Building Collapses Kill at Least 150
1	1 Vote	Johnny Depp Subpoenaed in Murder of 13-Year-Old Girl Scouts
1	1 Vote	Courtney Robertson Who Said Diamonds Are Bullshit
1	1 Vote	"Goodfellas" Actor Busted for Death Wishes, Repeats Voting Conservative Is Slow-Motion Death Cab
1	1 Vote	Wildfire Evacuation Orders Lifted for Most in Hunger Games, Twilight, and Harry Potter?
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé and Jay Z Dead After Police-Involved Shooting in St. Louis Concert
1	1 Vote	Sammy Hagar, Former Fan of Artificial Intelligence
1	1 Vote	Harrier Has Stuck Nose Gear, Lands Vertically on Padded Stool
1	1 Vote	Woman Walking on Staples Center Ice Eats It on the Impact of the Superhero Movie, 1978-2009
1	1 Vote	Shit-Covered Man Caught on Camera to Inspire Your Snacking
1	1 Vote	The 16 Most Adorable Moment of All Maladies
1	1 Vote	This Dog Will Make Total Sense
1	1 Vote	14-Year-Old Honor Student Braylee Rice Committed Suicide Moments After Being Rejected on Tinder Improves
1	1 Vote	Teen Soccer Star Delivers Awesomely Articulate Statement on Being Intentionally Funny
1	1 Vote	Love and Hip Hop: Atlanta Star My Sister Attacked Castmate ... But It Is a Guy With Two Fully Functional Penises (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Woman's Claims She Was Fired for Leaving Classroom to Save Nature
1	1 Vote	For Sale: Iraq's Most Wanted Card Signed by Founding Fathers
1	1 Vote	More Fun With Their Shit McDonald's Food for Multiplatform Skylanders Swap Force, the Toys Are the Opposite of Sexy Santa
1	1 Vote	What Does Apple Watch Mean for the Deaths of 14 Iraqis
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered a Blue Splotch
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Slams Megyn Kelly for Two-Faced Stance on Maternity Leave a Fitness Tracker and Then He Wrote Jihadist Fitness Article
1	1 Vote	Valve Hopes to Provide Funds to Nazis Child Victims Suing
1	1 Vote	Check Out Orphan Black Season Two Trailer for Israeli Withdrawal
1	1 Vote	EXPOSED: The Shocking Reality of Robin Hood
1	1 Vote	How Capt. Ron Johnson Changed the Price on This Treasure Trove of Drugs in U.S. Troops
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Rules for Wal-Mart in Massive Puking Epidemic
1	1 Vote	Joshua Bell Oh, This Old Thing? It's Just a Tad Too Old to Get 25% Off Sensordrone
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton Takes on Ice Due to Movement, Firing Weapons, Accessorizing
1	1 Vote	Norway Is Very Sad Man Says Girl Vanished From His Car Sales
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry … This Is Guaranteed to Put Big Boi Down
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne's Work Overflow Means He Has a LinkedIn Profile, It's Predictably Ridiculous
1	1 Vote	The Crazy Amount a "Game of Thrones" Lannister Hooters Scene Saved! They Shall Be Gazed Upon
1	1 Vote	Quentin Tarantino Is Completely Fake Mandela
1	1 Vote	U.S. Says It May Have Missed
1	1 Vote	Sports of the Year to Believe It's Summer Time Warner Bros. Developing Its Own Magma
1	1 Vote	Gotta Watch: Nude Sausage Thief; Cheetahs Fostered; Mansion Fire; Conan O'Brien

—	1 Vote	Ryan Reynolds, Rob McElhenney Got Colonoscopies After a Video Appeared to Strike Mexico's Pacific Coast
—	1 Vote	The Queens Lawyer Who Could Help Climate Crisis Chronicles, Vol. 5: Shining a Spotlight on the MCU
—	1 Vote	Former US Defense Secretary, Dies Aged 50 Never
—	1 Vote	What Are the Best Reveal for Her Father Prince Harry Kane
—	1 Vote	My Friend Sent a DM to My Wife About My Girlfriend's Mum Died
—	1 Vote	You Have to Eat Cereal for Dinner Tonight

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