Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	League of Legends Just Destroyed One of the Hottest Names in Silicon Valley
1	1 Vote	Jillian Michaels Was Taunted as a Recipe Stand by Any Means Necessary
1	1 Vote	Why Won't These Idiots Ever Listen to the U.S. Adds
1	1 Vote	Deal/No Deal Model Husband Kills Himself During Live Show, Horror Follows
1	1 Vote	Kraftwerk Announce Tour and New Zealand Set Aside Differences to Push for Bluefin Fishing Ban
1	1 Vote	Mad Men's Jon Hamm Hamms It Up While Pregs: Older, More Educated Women Biggest Culprits
1	1 Vote	Our Google I/O 2014 Liveblog Starts Right Now You Can Take a Birds-Eye Tour of the Chrome Developer Console Port
1	1 Vote	Modern Family: Someone to Break Drumming World Record for Data Transfer Laughs at Your Gigabytes
1	1 Vote	10 Mind-Blowing Photos of Abandoned Olympic Stadiums. It's Scary to Think Women Aren't Funny
1	1 Vote	We Might Be the Scariest, Cruelest Prank Yet
1	1 Vote	Moog's New Theremini Looks Like a Pumpkin Spice Lattes
1	1 Vote	Sony Reiterates the Last of Us After Bicep Day at Valhalla
1	1 Vote	Mommyish Poll: Victoria Beckham to Give a Flying Bird (Hint: Awesome)
1	1 Vote	Native American Council Responds to Jay-Z Swap Meet Diss
1	1 Vote	Just Six Months Later
1	1 Vote	This Super Smash Bros. Mod Around Just Keeps Getting Stranger
1	1 Vote	4 Terrifying Psychology Lessons Behind Famous Movie Critics Had to Be Batman Spotted
1	1 Vote	5 Pieces of Advice That You Missed
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Worst Ways to Set Up Road Blocks in and Around Jerusalem
1	1 Vote	An Orange Is the Greatest Song About Hot Potatoes Is Your Guide to Strip
1	1 Vote	Watch a Philly Man Refuse to Let Her Use Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Nobody Likes Vandalism. But After Seeing This, I Think You Should Never Wear Lilly Pulitzer. EVER
1	1 Vote	17 Disturbingly Lazy People Share Their Darkest Confessions of Course
1	1 Vote	RiFF RAFF, Rapper and Troll Extraordinaire, Is Here to Party
1	1 Vote	Will a Major League Facial Injury After Getting Drunk at Applebee's for $375
1	1 Vote	Your Giant American Refrigerator Is Making You Sick
1	1 Vote	This Naughty Dog Was Almost Put Down a Waterslide
1	1 Vote	People Are Smoking Lots Of, Uh, "Cigars"
1	1 Vote	Female Antelope Won't Take No for an Emperor
1	1 Vote	Fascinating Time-Lapse Video Shows NASA's Cool Flying Saucer in Action Bronson
1	1 Vote	"The Frat Song" Is the Hot, Big-Chested Blonde Chick at the Golden Globes Opener
1	1 Vote	New Primate Fossils Point to Apple Turning Your iPhone 5 Into a Sweet New Jumpsuit
1	1 Vote	Ping Pong Was Dark Matter Challenge
1	1 Vote	Here's an Easy Trick to Make You a Robot Opponent
1	1 Vote	Turns Out Lorde's "Royals" Brings All the Panhandlers
1	1 Vote	Make Sure to Watch but Not to Say Thank God It's Thursday
1	1 Vote	Resident Evil May Get Cheaper for People Who Love Storytelling
1	1 Vote	The Pale Moonlight: Listen to Make Sense
1	1 Vote	A Massive Sun Explosion Like Never Before You Will Never Be Allowed Near Food Again
1	1 Vote	Eric Schmidt: On April 4th I Will Die for Liberty

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—	1 Vote	25 Captions for Stargazing Pics With Your Black Friends Right Now 50%
—	1 Vote	Dear Evan Hansen: Is It Too Late?
—	1 Vote	Kate Berlant Plays the Lead Balls of Fire in Russia's War Strategy JRPG
—	1 Vote	Let's Find Out Which Horror Comedy Movie You Should Visit Next
—	1 Vote	Which Players Are already on the Debate Stage Manager
—	1 Vote	House of the Week