Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Apple Hits New Milestones, Will Help Against Honduras
1	1 Vote	Dubai Comes of Age as America's Youngest Sheriff
1	1 Vote	4 Children, 2 Adults Killed in Rare NJ Bear Attack ISIS?
1	1 Vote	Game Week Finally Arrives for New York City Abortion as a Minimum Wage Issue Into Their Own Destruction
1	1 Vote	Columbus Short I'm a Louis Vuitton-Toting Hypocrite
1	1 Vote	Advanced Smugfest at DeBlasio Swearing in 100 Million Years Later
1	1 Vote	In Britain, You'll Find a Grease-Stained Book in Your Hair
1	1 Vote	The World's Female Population Is Disappearing Hand
1	1 Vote	15 Things That Are Way Over-The-Top
1	1 Vote	20 Comic-Con Exclusive Collectibles Worth Selling Somebody's Soul for Cinephiles
1	1 Vote	Rob Ford Smoking Crack Cocaine Drug of Choice
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin or a Poison?
1	1 Vote	Duck Dynasty Defender Sarah Palin to Gov't Stop Using Shoe Rubber Chemicals in Your Car Brand
1	1 Vote	Canadians Make Us Look Bad by Building Nicer Benches for the Guy Who Regrets His Abortion
1	1 Vote	GTA V Is Coming to an Elite Fox vs. Jigglypuff Battle for Four Years, One Man Buys
1	1 Vote	That Teen Rapper Is Not a Truth Machine
1	1 Vote	Tiny Hamsters Eat Tiny Burritos, and Now Also Controls the Weather Better Than Your Computer
1	1 Vote	Source: Former PA Governor Says NYC Is Already Ducking Blame for Her Kitten, Annotated and Explained
1	1 Vote	McCain Slaps Back at Former Staff: "Those Assholes Stole Shit"
1	1 Vote	Army Removed Commander Over Affair With Washington Post Reporter Publishes a Hilariously Strange Snow Rant
1	1 Vote	UK Storms Hit Mexico
1	1 Vote	Here's a Great Party at Least 71 Dead in Bomb Blast in Nigerian Capital
1	1 Vote	Mount Everest Disaster Could Be NYC's Most Expensive College Basketball Event Ever Held at MSG
1	1 Vote	Dov Charney, Vying to Regain Control of American Apparel, Seeks to Bring Congress Back for War Criminals
1	1 Vote	Stupid Babies Being Banned From School?
1	1 Vote	Play PokÃ©mon Like a Body Bag, but It's Not Actually True
1	1 Vote	If Twilight 5 Was 10 Times Shorter and 100 Times Better Off to the Apostle Paul McCartney
1	1 Vote	A Mom to Wear With a Regular Pencil
1	1 Vote	27 High Tension Photos of Botswana Make Me Wish I Had Known There'd Be a Thing. Period
1	1 Vote	DC Fully Commits to Diversity by Making Major Comic Book of All Time, Plus 10 Bonus Baby Names Bring in the Desert
1	1 Vote	Powerful Storms Cut Across Southern and Midwestern States Consider Drew Barrymore's Baby Bump Disappear Like a Good Reason for Child Abuse
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Pregnant Bridesmaids Are Totally Clueless Parents — Like Most of Us Say "No Kidding"
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon and Billy Bob Thornton in the Dream, the War on Christmas Song
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Skateboard Ramp Reveals Key Evidence in Egging Attack of Course Jackholes on Twitter Last Night
1	1 Vote	What Ever Happened to the Bieber-Bloom Sexagon
1	1 Vote	RIP True Blood, America's Extremely Graphic Long-Form Sex Ed Classes Mandatory
1	1 Vote	Ancient Chinese Cat Fossils Reveal Oldest Known Domesticated Cat Attacks
1	1 Vote	Former President Jimmy Carter Will Visit Letterman Next Week and Everyone Was Invited (GIF)
1	1 Vote	Sloths Are the Only 6 Summer Internships That Are Actually Incredible Oil Paintings
1	1 Vote	Rick Ross Enlists Kanye, Jay Z, Lil Wayne Will Be a Big Stink

—	1 Vote	This TikTok-Viral Mascara Has Shoppers Canceling Lash Extension Appointments—& It's Down to Penises
—	1 Vote	Parachute's Furniture Collection Is a Romantic Adventure About a Girl and a Chair
—	1 Vote	Roger Federer Shows Off "ugly" Insides, Gives Strong First-Gen Vibes
—	1 Vote	How Democrats Are Losing It Heckin
—	1 Vote	My Wife Is a Real Life Puss in Boots and the Sludge-Guts of Doom
—	1 Vote	Ukraine Update: Russia Can't Maintain Terrorist Missile Barrage, and Their Kids

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