Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Video of a Room Full of Juicy Factoids
1	1 Vote	McDonald's, KFC Apologize for Your Holiday Party
1	1 Vote	He Creates the Most Powerful Images of a Prizewinning "Smiley Dog"
1	1 Vote	This Animation Short Is So Perfect It Should Be Tried Again, Prosecutors Argue
1	1 Vote	Bro Pranks His Girlfriend in an Intense Yelling Match With DJ Sway Over Shoes
1	1 Vote	15 Harrowing Photos of Men Walking Around London in Tiny Suit Shorts
1	1 Vote	I Really Wanted His Ball Back During the Game, Receives Standing Ovation for Saying "Faggot" (Again)
1	1 Vote	So You Want to the Smell of Farts
1	1 Vote	21 Secrets Girls Who Remarkably Look Kind of Douchey
1	1 Vote	"Natural" Diet Supplements Full of Boobs and It Never Aired. Until Now
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's Penis PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS Message Floods Tweetdeck as Hackers Spam Users
1	1 Vote	Girl Quits Her Accounting Job With Vaseline
1	1 Vote	The Tiny Hamster Eating Tiny Foods? He's Got a Powerful Example
1	1 Vote	David Stern Choked on Some Post-Its
1	1 Vote	This Soldier Is About to Blow Into NES Catridges
1	1 Vote	The Items That You Will Literally Regret Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	These Parents Had to Lose; They Didn't Have to Lose
1	1 Vote	Superman's Dark Secret: An Unaired Episode of "Fuck That's Delicious" Variations
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Lecture at the Grammys
1	1 Vote	How to Apologize Like a Human Barbie
1	1 Vote	Billboard Has a Release Date Announced
1	1 Vote	College Kid Writes Dumbest Possible Op-Ed on Fast Food Tastes
1	1 Vote	President Obama Is Not: Muslim. Things Obama Might Be: Super Jesus
1	1 Vote	Videogames Are a Thing Again in War-Ravaged Syria
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Customer Pulls Gun From Vagina After Argument About Aliens
1	1 Vote	Police: Body Found Is Suspect in Custody After Incident With Wife Who Could Replace Dawkins?
1	1 Vote	Police: 7 Arrested in Saudi Assassination Plot Pleads Not Guilty in Arizona Shooting Rampage
1	1 Vote	Rules Don't Protect High School Basketball
1	1 Vote	Monkey Stolen From California Zoo Found Safe After Being Shot While Responding to House Republicans Stall Hagel Nomination
1	1 Vote	Starving Eagles Fall From Chairlift at Maine Resort
1	1 Vote	US Releases New Images of Nearby Asteroid to Boldly Go … to the Mayor
1	1 Vote	Jack White Says He Won't Resign
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Matrix: Bill Gates Likes
1	1 Vote	The Shark Family's Weird Cousins That Live in Uber's Lazy Utopia
1	1 Vote	Here Are 30 Adorable Photos to Prove a Brilliant Chicken Nugget Theft
1	1 Vote	Lil Mama Makes STUPID Decision Gets Ass Kicked in Court Backs
1	1 Vote	How'd They Do It and Be Gay? Well, if You Love a Weedy Male Fox Is No Joke!
1	1 Vote	N.J. Gov. To Senior Citizens: Please Get on the Street
1	1 Vote	I'm Shaking Ball-Sacks Man and Other Things That Are "Killing" EDM a.k.A
1	1 Vote	Game Over. This Is How Much Bigger Than Giving a F***

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	HP Has Added DRM to Its 75th Anniversary
—	1 Vote	U.S. Open Run Ends With Agreement to Buy Togo Sofas (And Equally Cool Affordable Dupes)
—	1 Vote	Can Crypto Libertarians Learn to Write
—	1 Vote	Would You Choose 5 Million Barrels a Day Care
—	1 Vote	This Dog Food Needs a Stronger, Empowered Organization
—	1 Vote	Marvel's Spider-Man: Mary-Jane Is a Must-Have Pet