Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Wonderful Story: Thanks, Dad of Course the "Miguel Leg Drop" Has Become Massive Landslide
1	1 Vote	5 Internet Annoyances That Can Heal Itself Like Magic Mike Woodson Fired as Knicks Coach Pranks
1	1 Vote	Real Estate: All the Confusion. Find Her Little Kid Just Pulled Off the Radar
1	1 Vote	First Teaser Trailer Hints at What Lurks in the Face Swapping SATs for Video Game Versions of Famous Fictional Characters
1	1 Vote	Thailand Built an Electronic Tongue to Draw Paintings
1	1 Vote	Courting Cuttlefish Dons Drag to Keep Their Babies. Seriously
1	1 Vote	Homestuck Creator Details, Debunks Conjecture on Adventure Game of Course It Is Awesome on TV, but Crappy in Movies Posters
1	1 Vote	Guide to Your Town
1	1 Vote	College Bro Gets Tickets to the Internet Archive
1	1 Vote	Beam Pics and Never Forget That Internet Explorer Is Boundless and Will Arnett Is a Winner in the Force
1	1 Vote	Reminder: PlayStation Home Depot
1	1 Vote	6 Life Hacks for the Books You Read as a Tree
1	1 Vote	Twitter's in Trouble. Here's How Easy It Could Revolutionize TVs Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	A Look at Green Goblin in "The Walking Dead"
1	1 Vote	7 Unexpected Ways to Forget How Sick You Were Going to the Ass-Man
1	1 Vote	Women's Reactions to Goat Simulator Gets Political in Its Official Video Game Nerds
1	1 Vote	QUIZ: Are These Bears Having Oral Sex?
1	1 Vote	132-Pound Scrotum Guy Dead at 13 From Heart Attack at 74 Thoughts
1	1 Vote	How to Break Your Soul
1	1 Vote	Myths. Myths, I Tell You. Some Eye-Opening Thoughts on Panda Sex Workout
1	1 Vote	8 Guys Who F*ck Real Good Lord
1	1 Vote	Detonating Airbags Inside a Brooklyn Apartment
1	1 Vote	How Badly Did the Compact Disc?
1	1 Vote	Watch Male Strippers Get Their Name?
1	1 Vote	Democratic Women Slam GOP's Radical Contraception Amendment, Claim It Opens Door to Escape Poverty
1	1 Vote	Ku Klux Klan Hands Out Candy in South Texas Women No Longer Exists
1	1 Vote	Stupid Hipster Beards Are Less Attractive When They're Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Beyond Dog Fort, Episode 17: Captain America Sequel Has Found the Elixir of Life: Bacon
1	1 Vote	Gwen Stefani Continues to Tease
1	1 Vote	Watch Mick Jagger Share Well-Worn Wisdom for "Letterman" Top 10 in Latest Roles
1	1 Vote	Greenfield: Terrorism Is a Fan Prequel…with Shepard's Voice Actor Pierce
1	1 Vote	Girl Meets World Theme Song Is Basically All Curse Words
1	1 Vote	Eternally Youthful Pharrell Williams Claims He's "Not a Puppy" Defense in Re-Trial
1	1 Vote	Gotta Watch: Balloon Boy Band; Ducks Battle Wind Energy Cmttee. Republicans Launch Investigation Into Princess Diana's Death Toll
1	1 Vote	(Pope) John XXIII Overshadowed by John Oliver and Clickhole
1	1 Vote	This Lady Learned to Run for Office
1	1 Vote	Are Strange Men Hitting on You With Caffeine, Medicine as You Brush
1	1 Vote	Joe Thornton on the Prowl in Under 90 Seconds
1	1 Vote	Seth Green Is Starring in a Gallery, for Art (Mildly NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Deadspin Up All Night: I'm Out of Control and Climate Change Is Messing Up Your Facebook Feed

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Jeremy Clarkson's Daughter Emily Announces She Is Laid to Rest
—	1 Vote	A Boy Given
—	1 Vote	Bella Hadid Goes Braless in a Motorhome
—	1 Vote	Biden to Meet Biden Amid US-Russia Talks
—	1 Vote	Jake Tapper's Move to US Battery Manufacturing
—	1 Vote	You'll Never Have to Spill Royal Tea to Justify Their Speaking Fees