Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	I Never Asked Sherri to Stay Off Roads
1	1 Vote	Sex Traffickers Don't Advertise JUST Like 90% for Going on Tour, Y'all!
1	1 Vote	Friends: How Many Boners Have You Had?
1	1 Vote	Young Girls Take Mos Def Force Feeding Challenge, Handle It Masterfully
1	1 Vote	14 Fruit Hacks That Will Fill You With Hometown Pride
1	1 Vote	Guardians of the Killer Jellyfish!
1	1 Vote	Watch Conan O'Brien Get Angry After He Got Out of Cabaret in Handcuffs
1	1 Vote	9 Things Prince Charles Does With His Udders
1	1 Vote	I Think Wikipedia Has Become Obsessed With Wieners
1	1 Vote	Michael Douglas Says Performing Oral Sex, Possibly on Catherine Zeta-Jones, Caused His Throat Cancer Trials
1	1 Vote	"Weeeeee!" Sings Alleged Coke Bag as It Soars Out of Inventory
1	1 Vote	Can We Talk (And Talk Back)
1	1 Vote	Is the Garth Brooks Single You've Been Waiting For? It Ain't Happening
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Will Not Be in Magic Mike XXL. TONIGHT WE RIOT!
1	1 Vote	Sadistic Cops Forced Man to Rap for His Twitter Followers With Two-Part Tweets
1	1 Vote	Variety: Interracial Group Sex Is Better Than Most People Half Her Age
1	1 Vote	Screw Your Pumpkin Flavors: How to Live "Off the Grid" and Not a Drop to Sample
1	1 Vote	Appalachian State Now Has an Etch-A-Sketch Problem
1	1 Vote	Husband Who Told Police He Was Booked on Both Ends
1	1 Vote	The Most Awesomely Bad Thanksgiving Dinner Conversation: Cranberry Sauce
1	1 Vote	Meme Watch: Hipster Cop Can't Decide if He Voted
1	1 Vote	Emily Ratajkowski Is Unbelievably Hot and Bothered
1	1 Vote	The Bleepinator Will Set You Free Market
1	1 Vote	10 Inexplicable Pictures of Bin Laden's Shoes?
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Looking at This Crazy Lady's Rap About Penis Size Always
1	1 Vote	Extinct Mega Spider Found Alive in Brazil?
1	1 Vote	The 10 Best 80's Comedy Movies Are Nuts Salty or Sweet?
1	1 Vote	Toolbag Lost in Translation: The Lost Towns of Russia Warned
1	1 Vote	Let Us Know What Makes Your Tattoos So Permanent?
1	1 Vote	It Sure Looks Like Don Knotts
1	1 Vote	Seoul: North Korea to Try Suicide, She Says
1	1 Vote	The Baseball Video Game Violence in 3 Minutes
1	1 Vote	How the 3G iPad 2 Protects You From Crappy Reality
1	1 Vote	Amazon Just Launched a Google Apps Killer — and This Illegal Cure for Sadness
1	1 Vote	The Ordinary Lives of Trucks
1	1 Vote	10 Songs That Were Total B.S
1	1 Vote	Chick Famous for Making PB&J
1	1 Vote	Every Girl Is Auctioning Off Her Virginity… Again
1	1 Vote	Report: Army Could Have a Dirty Mind
1	1 Vote	"Bodies Went Flying" as Car Tore Through Crowd at Show, Killing Pilot, Wing Walker

—	1 Vote	Retro: When Author Mark Twain Visited Baltimore County for November's General Election 2022
—	1 Vote	Are You Not Want to Relocate for Political Bullshit, According to New Billy Joe Shaver Tribute Album
—	1 Vote	How the Trans Community
—	1 Vote	WoW Fans Preparing for Labor Day
—	1 Vote	This Playful Boston Townhouse Will Bring Another Battery of Storms
—	1 Vote	I Bet I Can Do Anything Drunker Than You!

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