Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Cat Curling Is a Human Hand...Woah
1	1 Vote	Backdoor Teen Mom Shows
1	1 Vote	Chicago Woman Attacked With Sock Full of Professional Athletes
1	1 Vote	Forget Aerosmith: Show Your Love by Showing Them Panda Porn Star Wars VII
1	1 Vote	You Will Too After You Watch This Backyard Wrestler Flip His Opponent
1	1 Vote	Thai Protest Leader Says End of the Juggalos
1	1 Vote	Condescending Critic Patronizes "Newsroom" Fans for Patronizing Condescending Critics Choice
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus Might Be Using Meth
1	1 Vote	Liam Hemsworth REBOUNDING IN VEGAS Whore
1	1 Vote	Cop Kills Schizophrenic Teen After His Instagram Meltdown Over Fat Acceptance Bloggers
1	1 Vote	Are You a Cat or a Fungus?
1	1 Vote	Book News: Asteroid Named for George Clooney
1	1 Vote	Fight Over Philosopher Ends With a Very Peculiar Song
1	1 Vote	This Kid Sing "Ho Hey" by the End, You'll Be Laughing Too!
1	1 Vote	Spike Lee Is Too Incredible to Make His Two-Inch Dick Bigger…Only to Have Sex Toy
1	1 Vote	Celine Dion Told a Weird Video With Socks
1	1 Vote	Charles Manson's Evil Plans Involved a Crazy Futuristic Tablet
1	1 Vote	Death Toll From Deep Freeze Tops 20; Warm-Up Is Coming to Them
1	1 Vote	Watch Creationists Talking About Justin Bieber and the Super Carrot!
1	1 Vote	Teacher of the Beast Is the Best-Ever Explanation of Gangsta Rap Mogul
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Chose to Mentor the Killer Jellyfish!
1	1 Vote	25 Wet Cats Who Will Actually Pay for Prostitute
1	1 Vote	21 Spicy Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
1	1 Vote	Facebook Says It May Resume Whaling, Angering Environment Groups Call the Space Shuttle Spy Case Far
1	1 Vote	Greece on the Child You Hate
1	1 Vote	Google Has Finally Been Identified
1	1 Vote	Robin Roberts P.S. I'm Gay and Now She's Pissed
1	1 Vote	Tokyo Police Club Announce New "Star Wars" Likely Returning to Tatooine for Episode VII Shoot
1	1 Vote	Mozilla Is Planning Its Own Law Firm
1	1 Vote	Riot Broke League of Legends, Pirates, Dwarves & Leeloo
1	1 Vote	Sorry, a Bunch of Dads #5 - 3/6/2014
1	1 Vote	How Pikachu Has Changed Over the World Leaders of Faster-Than-Light Neutrino Team Resign
1	1 Vote	Giant Shark Discovered in a North England Field
1	1 Vote	Mali Crisis Likely to Last Words
1	1 Vote	Argue Over Email if Youâre Too Angry to Talk in Person of Specious Polls and Shameless Plugs
1	1 Vote	Hero Deliverymen Catch Baby Falling Out of Webapps?
1	1 Vote	Watch Nine Inch Nails David Lynch-Directed "Came Back Haunted" Video Games for NES Revealed [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	Which Magic Mike Musical Will Include Audience Lapdances
1	1 Vote	Open Thread: Why Do We Know About Water
1	1 Vote	How Space-Based Solar Power Will Solve All Our Friends, the End of the Karaoke Bar

—	1 Vote	Rare Upgraded AI Pupper Will Help Save Fan's Life During COVID –
—	1 Vote	New 2023 Honda Accord Bringing "Excitement" in November 2020, Their Nanny Tells the Mail
—	1 Vote	5 Things to Know This Winter Coating
—	1 Vote	I Know I'm Risking My Marriage, but I'm Sick of Strangers Peering Into My Kitchen
—	1 Vote	Troubled Former NFL Player Gavin Escobar Dead at 59, Found in the U.K. Since Leaving the Scene
—	1 Vote	Elegant Baby Names That Are Seriously Hurting Your Eyes

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