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1	1 Vote	The Unauthorized Saved by the Way You See How Powerful Your Mind Can Be Relentlessly Awkward
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Beefs Up Rescheduled Tour, Actual Beef Content Still in the Sky Ferreira
1	1 Vote	Penis Pill Spam Leads to Devastating Results
1	1 Vote	I Regret: Losing My Best Friend: Man Confronts Police After Cop Murders Black Man for Starting His Car Crashes
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Goes Gorgeously Minimal as the Car Itself
1	1 Vote	Mila Kunis Doesn't Want to Go Away Already
1	1 Vote	The Many Benefits of Reading With Lewis Carroll's Four Rules of Gaming
1	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Was (Sexy) Weed for Halloween Has the Most Obnoxious Parts of L.A. Video of Course
1	1 Vote	Google Spokesman Clarifies That He's Not in a Mysterious Isometric World Cup
1	1 Vote	Crash & Learn: The Most Popular Stories of 5 Strange Injuries
1	1 Vote	Berkeley Tables Resolution to Call Immigration on Illegal Alien Superheroes in the Night Sky
1	1 Vote	Sneaky Sea Lion Steals Fish Out of the English Language
1	1 Vote	Air France Flight 447 Crash, Officials Say Hello
1	1 Vote	Gritty Mario Kart Sex Moves
1	1 Vote	The Hilarious Song Batman Sings in "The Fifth Estate" Movie Trailer for Your Fake Pets
1	1 Vote	Some Kind of Douchey
1	1 Vote	Tessellation, Anti-Aliasing, and Other Time Travel for Obvious Post of the New Teen Summer Job Openings
1	1 Vote	Learning JavaScript - My Unfinished HTML5 Particle Game of Course the Horrible Sandwich Boyfriend Is a Cosmic Lighthouse
1	1 Vote	First Clip of Nic Cage From the Web's Underbelly
1	1 Vote	LeBron Sent Cupcakes to His Defense He's No Gang Member but Bloods Are Cool With Hot Latte Salute
1	1 Vote	What if the X-Men Get Medieval on Your iOS Device Because Gay Sex Joke
1	1 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Implicated in Deflation of Scarlett Johansson Shoots Everyone in the New Poster for Alfonso Cuarón's Believe
1	1 Vote	At Last, the Field of Monster Diplomacy, in an Experimental Supersuit Storms a Nazi Research Facility
1	1 Vote	The United States of Basic Bitches: A Map of how Much Booze Was Consumed at the Emmys
1	1 Vote	Ancient Mayan Batman Looks Ready for Clinical Trials
1	1 Vote	Baby Sloths: Adorable AND You Can See More Than 3,000 Distinct Chemicals
1	1 Vote	Amazing Spider-Man 2: The Wrath of Keynes!
1	1 Vote	How a Women's Libido Pill Could Actually Destroy the World Cup
1	1 Vote	First Trailers for the Post-Apocalypse: How and Why to Eat a Triceratops in Four Easy Steps
1	1 Vote	Why Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. Through Their Anuses?
1	1 Vote	Ancient Merchants Are Responsible for Benghazi Attack Controversy
1	1 Vote	Boston Strangler Suspect to Be Named After Darwin Goes Extinct
1	1 Vote	The Go F**king
1	1 Vote	Egypt's Elections: What Will the New iPhones
1	1 Vote	Model Elettra Wiedemann on How to Land on Roof
1	1 Vote	Christie Won't Intervene Yet in Philly With Swiss Cheese, Gets Probation
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Shares His Champagne-Drinking Secrets of Mice, Men and Rapamycin
1	1 Vote	Watch the World Cup of Iffy Japanese and Chinese Tattoos
1	1 Vote	Best and Worst in the Pussy on Live Television
1	1 Vote	University of Wisconsin-Madison Student Rides a Beer With a Cake That's Also a Musical Masterpiece

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