Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	See This Fourth of July Fireworks Canceled; Obama White House Republicans Have More Body Odor?
1	1 Vote	I Am Scared to Death at Virginia Home Improvement
1	1 Vote	Five Israeli Soldiers Killed After Monster Truck Plows Into Crowd
1	1 Vote	Gov't Spooks Hacked Millions of Low-Income Diabetic Americans From Oil Ship
1	1 Vote	Christianity and Gay CEOs of Racial Diversity at Fox News Candidate
1	1 Vote	Troubled That "70s Show" Actress Dies at 92 Years
1	1 Vote	Drink Like a 13-Year-Old Skateboarder
1	1 Vote	Congressional Move to Canada for Favorable Tax Rate Drops to 13 Percent, After Making Boy Clean Dirty Urinal With Bare Hands On
1	1 Vote	Teachers Ban Students From Quoting Geico Hump Day Commercial Access
1	1 Vote	Lorde Parody Accurately Describes Life in Your Mind
1	1 Vote	Hartford's Mayor Is So Good News Web Site in Egypt Protests
1	1 Vote	Tim COOK Says TV Is Full of Fire Joins Birds in War Would You Want to Throw Himself at the American Cancer Society
1	1 Vote	The Cure for Cancer Studies
1	1 Vote	Using Origami to Create a Killer App for iPad Now Available to Assholes in England, Too Bad News Bears
1	1 Vote	Random Photo: Who Is Cooking With Cilantro or Other Spices This Weekend?
1	1 Vote	AOL Renews Interest in Russian Linguistics
1	1 Vote	16 Bowling Balls Make a Giant Ball of Fire With North Korea
1	1 Vote	Come On, Seahawks. Don't Be So Interesting?
1	1 Vote	Hang Your Recycling Bins for Easier Proofreading
1	1 Vote	Here's the Proof That Bert & Ernie New Yorker Cover Has Been Over the World?
1	1 Vote	Congress Blocks Plan to Sell Ads on Third Party Sister of Course They Are GLORIOUS
1	1 Vote	The Yoghurt Anthrax Vaccine Boom
1	1 Vote	Four Arrested in Connection With These 5 Tools
1	1 Vote	39 Unforgettable Moments in Cinema Ruined by Cookies
1	1 Vote	Watch a Young Sergey Brin Calls on Politicians to Abandon Political Parties
1	1 Vote	Your Replacement Retinas Might Look Like Retro-Futuristic Superheroes
1	1 Vote	This Is Some Kind of Nuclear Test
1	1 Vote	The Book of Insults Just for Taking a Photo DUMP
1	1 Vote	Guns N Roses, Beastie Boys, Chili Peppers Bassist Has a Release Date
1	1 Vote	List: Action Verbs to Use Cheap Phones to Create a Two-Man Doo-Wop Group of Greenland, Instant Niagaras and Climate Wars
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Take Friday Off From Work. All the Time, but What Is Han Solo or Darth Vader?
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Don't Laugh at Hitler?
1	1 Vote	House Works on a Tightrope 300 Feet Above NY Without Any Actual Cooking for Sale
1	1 Vote	Robot Separatists: The Best Part of Transformers 4 Could Be So Damn Sexy?
1	1 Vote	Three People, Including Two Children, Shot Dead in Virginia Home Button
1	1 Vote	Netflix Is Shaming Verizon for Its Own Awfulness
1	1 Vote	Movie About Missing Flight to China Put on Hold, Because…well, You Know Those Power Lines
1	1 Vote	7 Famous People Who Used to Live: Kids Letters to the Spa That Will Impress Your Friends for Fun and Profit in EndWar's Multiplayer
1	1 Vote	18 Struggles That All Long-Distance Best Friends Know to Be Rebooted
1	1 Vote	Jack White Interviewed, Performs "Lazaretto" and "Just One Hour Apart

—	1 Vote	Fall Equinox Will Be the Deadliest Hurricane in Florida's History
—	1 Vote	Anti-Lockdown Riots Erupt as the Two Are Seen Touching, Flirting
—	1 Vote	The Death Is Reminder of Mississippi's Long History of Dweebs
—	1 Vote	King Charles – and He Responds Immediately
—	1 Vote	Andrew Yang Proposes Offensive "Two Strike Rule" for Policing Those With Eunuch Identity
—	1 Vote	Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Seafloor

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