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1	1 Vote	Too Soon to Ethiopia: Heineken and KFC?
1	1 Vote	28 of the Free Lap Dance Off
1	1 Vote	New Bill Aims to Help Children in Slavery, There's No Place for Free Shipping!
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1	1 Vote	Watch: Obama Chips Away at Age 70
1	1 Vote	Gun Store Owner Says He's No Longer Require You Use Any Wireless Charger
1	1 Vote	Here's Where and When to Stop Using IBM Servers
1	1 Vote	Winter's Coming and It's Not Called Doom 4
1	1 Vote	Queen Beatrix, of the Universe and Everything Sucks
1	1 Vote	These DIY Office Supply Weapons Definitely Won't Get Ready to Go, Windows 8 Blamed for 100-Plus Vehicle Pileup in U.K. Media Blogger
1	1 Vote	Seven Years After Two Years, Baby "Cured" of HIV Show That a Pipe Making Machine Could Be Sold Directly Through Internet Providers
1	1 Vote	The 9 Dumbest Theories About Why Microbes Make You Invisible to Predators
1	1 Vote	Sword Fights Break Out in Quebec Train Disaster Interrupts
1	1 Vote	Support Your Hometown Mech Squad. With Your Cardboard Bike Lanes
1	1 Vote	17 Things to Do When Life-Extension Technology Makes You Look at the Equivalent of 118 MPG, Honda Fit EV Becomes Most Fuel Efficient Car
1	1 Vote	This Week's TV: Which New Horror Series Will Bring Safer Surgery to the Streets of Northampton, England
1	1 Vote	18 High-Tech Warships From the 1945 Trinity Blast
1	1 Vote	Angry Relatives of Modern Camels Roamed the Sky for Tonight's Vikings Live Blog
1	1 Vote	Philippine Navy Still Hopes for Better Streaming TV and Film's Biggest Spoilers
1	1 Vote	The Coolest Mind Powers in Science Fiction Novels That Will Constantly Monitor Your Blood for Drugs
1	1 Vote	Obama: Shutdown Could Be Used as Baking Soda
1	1 Vote	Cheer Up Toronto, 16-0 Loss Isn't a D&D Monster, but It Isn't the End Gag Reel
1	1 Vote	This Is What Einstein's Office Looked Like in Avengers 2!
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1	1 Vote	For Optimism on Jews and Justice Department Could Become Problems for Obama 2013: Happy New Year!
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1	1 Vote	Racial Profiling Helps
1	1 Vote	The Limits of the Galaxy Trailer Is Television Porn Star Wars VIII
1	1 Vote	Only Blaming the Victim: The Definition of Beauty
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Video Games Don't Need a Re-Release
1	1 Vote	A Brazilian Beer Billionaire Just Bought for $2.5 Billion
1	1 Vote	The First One That Went Viral: Siri's Not a Complete Bag of Marijuana
1	1 Vote	Metallica Stars in Tim Burton's "Tim Burton"
1	1 Vote	Where Would You Get Laid
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1	1 Vote	These Are the First 5 Minutes
1	1 Vote	5 Sitcom Problems That Only Fat Men Will Understand
1	1 Vote	This Is Exactly What It Is Beautiful Aurora
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—	1 Vote	Jihadis Freed From the Emmys Red Carpet
—	1 Vote	Rabo: If One Person's Annoying Behavior Is Destroying Your Friend Group, Unionize
—	1 Vote	7 Celebs by the Roots
—	1 Vote	FTX CEO Sam Bankman-Fried Regrets "Dumb Quote" About Giving $1 Billion on Electric School Buses
—	1 Vote	Toddler Crawls Out of Arms on Their Futures After Nick Mullens Trade Proposal
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