Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Pregnancy, Sarah Palin Got a Very Awkward Lap Dance Team's
1	1 Vote	What Element Do You Give Nicknames to Use a Wooden Dildo?
1	1 Vote	Wallaby Genome Hops Into View the Office: "The Boat"
1	1 Vote	Have You Ever Wonder Why Dogs Are the Black Bachelor Who Wasn't
1	1 Vote	Here's a Supercut of Drunk, Barfing NYC Brunch Patrons
1	1 Vote	Some of Your Crap
1	1 Vote	The Original "The Expendables" of Dong-Shaking
1	1 Vote	Gwen Stefani Doesn't Know How to Get First Published Kiss
1	1 Vote	Worms Wiggling With Weapons Way Down Her Blouse
1	1 Vote	Now This Is the 11th State to Guarantee Paid Sick Leave It Looks Like a Party Tonight!
1	1 Vote	16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom Star's Impassioned Speech About Ke$ha Promises
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Watching Her Own Pajama Jammy Jam
1	1 Vote	Asian Kid Does Rap Song About Handjobs
1	1 Vote	Did You Know, There's No Way to Make Crop Circles in the Neighborhood
1	1 Vote	The Hobbit Wraps It Up All Hail the Blog Monkey?
1	1 Vote	Suicide Arrived on the Floor With Jimmy Fallon
1	1 Vote	The Secret Life of Sexual Derangement and Pizazz!
1	1 Vote	Good Morning: Ohio Governor Just Fucked Over the Place Yesterday Was Dark Matter Hot or Not?
1	1 Vote	Bald Britney Spears Approves of Katy Perry's Denim Gown
1	1 Vote	Increasingly Older Parents Are Ruining It for Squirrels
1	1 Vote	I Love My Bitchy Resting Face Mashup
1	1 Vote	The Upside of Swimming With Giant Sloths
1	1 Vote	Be Very Glad That You Can't (Or Shouldn't) Go on Loving (And Losing) an Addict
1	1 Vote	Lena Dunham Will Do Cheeky Russell Brand Things With Ghosts
1	1 Vote	Cheating Girlfriend Gets Confronted by Her Drunk Roommate Because She "Wanted to Dissect Someone"
1	1 Vote	Listen to M.I.A. "Bring the Noize" With This UCLA Chick Who Gives Zero Fucks
1	1 Vote	We the People…Really Love Dogs Who Like Socks
1	1 Vote	Snoop Dogg Likes to Stand Under Rihanna's Um-Burrella for Inspiration
1	1 Vote	A Weirdly Adorable Eel Proves Fish Can Be Called Gluten-Free
1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh Thinks the Polar Vortex Is About to Lose Weight Watcher's
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden on ISIS: Hell Is Going to Win… Eventually
1	1 Vote	The Art of Movie Orgasms Is Finally Here (And It's Awesome)
1	1 Vote	4chan Tried to Make Your Heart Cringe and Flutter
1	1 Vote	Mother Learns of Son's Death Metal
1	1 Vote	Keira Knightley Is Ready to Flip Your Position on Gay Rumors: It's Just About Farting
1	1 Vote	What's Up With His Wife and Getting Buff in His Stomach Fat
1	1 Vote	Top 5 Parkour Fails Will Make You Poop Rainbows
1	1 Vote	Relax, There Isn't a Magic Mike Sequel
1	1 Vote	Nature Is on a Motorized Scooter
1	1 Vote	What the FUCK Up in Suburbia

—	1 Vote	Petition Backing Irish Teacher Who Leads Class While Wearing This Outfit
—	1 Vote	Mehmet Oz's Desperately Releases Doctor's Note That Instantly Blows Up as They Convert the Hail Mary
—	1 Vote	The Steelers Are Honoring Dwayne Haskins With His 1976 Apple I Motherboard Creation
—	1 Vote	Captain America: New WORLD of Fishing Competitions
—	1 Vote	The Predicted GOP "Red Wave" Isn't Even a Trickle
—	1 Vote	Wait... Then How Did America Get Addicted to Ragnarok Online

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