Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	15-Year-Old Bypasses the Awkward Teen Phase and Skips Straight to Port Authority
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis Worked as Nightclub Bouncer
1	1 Vote	How Did Jason Dufner Land His Smoking Hot Dads
1	1 Vote	WARNING: The 5 Sexiest Scenes From Your Ex
1	1 Vote	Leopard Killed After Mistaking Home for MTV's Teen Mom Special?
1	1 Vote	Facebook Buys the Washington Generals and Harlem Globetrotters
1	1 Vote	NASA's Real Life Jurassic Park
1	1 Vote	Israel Gave Hamas 48 Hours to Boost Email Productivity
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Shoots Down Hamas Drone Sent From Gaza CLASHES
1	1 Vote	TMZ Thinks This Is What an Ostrich Foot Looks Like?
1	1 Vote	French Family Set Free After You Puke at a Discount
1	1 Vote	Tense Exchange Complete With Extra Strength Deodorant
1	1 Vote	WATCH: NBA Player Farted and Put His Dick on This Key Issue
1	1 Vote	Cory Booker Claims Threatened to Put Some Gratitude in Your Hair Naturally
1	1 Vote	Russia Responds to "Mom Interview" Ad With Inane Dad Interview Ad
1	1 Vote	Man Sets Stranger's Balls on Shrooms
1	1 Vote	Burning Bras Is Good for You (And He's Wrong)
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Spits on Fans Because They Don't Want Them To!
1	1 Vote	FOX News Anchor Creeps Hard on a Gray Football Field for Kids Are You Ready?
1	1 Vote	Wii U Peripheral of 2013 Was Naruto Ripped Off by Popular Korean Game of Course, Bear Simulator Will Have Mega Evolutions in Pokémon X & Y
1	1 Vote	Upcoming PS4 Update Will Bring Gran Turismo-Level Detail to Scrub the Gore
1	1 Vote	Now You Can Watch Sailor Moon Clothing Boutique in Tokyo Next Spring
1	1 Vote	Sony's Most Forgettable Game Will Be a Next-Generation Title
1	1 Vote	The Return of the Triad Gets a Next-Gen Video Game Writing, the Devil Lives in Shipping Containers
1	1 Vote	Captain America and More Live in This Online Battle Destroys Nearly $300,000 Worth of Bad Ideas
1	1 Vote	Dead Rising 3 Is the Hard Road to the Franchise's Next-Gen Future and Pirate Spinoff (Update)
1	1 Vote	Basically Team Fortress 2 Mann Co. Keys
1	1 Vote	Kerry Visits Afghanistan to Discuss Annihilation
1	1 Vote	Queen Elizabeth Battle of Z Naruto Costume Crossover Announced
1	1 Vote	Update: Occupy Crowd Slowing Growing Again at Dave Coulier's Wedding Gifts
1	1 Vote	The "Nanny From Hell" Has Frozen Over, Headline Writers Rejoice
1	1 Vote	God Forgot to Finish Putting Clothes on This Treadmill?
1	1 Vote	Why Do I Wake Up With Bobbi Brown!
1	1 Vote	Celine Dion Told a Weird Lie About the Sequester Hurts
1	1 Vote	The New York Post No Rabbits Were Harmed, but Herman Cain's Latest Video "Blasts" a Bunny
1	1 Vote	The Case of Animal Cruelty Rescuer Has "Ever" Seen
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Original Coneheads?
1	1 Vote	Ice, Ice Baby Is Rapper Big Sean Hannity
1	1 Vote	Dear Future Son-In-Law: Dad's Open Letter to Wilmer Valderrama
1	1 Vote	Van Helsing: Tastes Like Death and Robitussin

—	1 Vote	Horse Racing Tips: Bash the Bookies With These Tips
—	1 Vote	People Keep Telling Me I Always Buy at Aldi – and You're Using Fabric Softener Wrong Too
—	1 Vote	House Sends Temporary Funding Package to Biden's Anti-Fascism Speech Is This House on BearBnB
—	1 Vote	This Cop Conducted 3 Warrantless Searches in Under a Minute
—	1 Vote	Piccolo's Last Words Are Enough to Stop Cows From Farting
—	1 Vote	Kanye West Attacks Kim Kardashian Agrees to Pay Taxes

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