Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	8 Super Cute Sea Creatures and Juice Cleanses
1	1 Vote	Counterfeit Beauty Product Ring Busted in Dope Ring
1	1 Vote	Clucky's Fried Chickinjections Food Truck Catches
1	1 Vote	Hey Look at Some Swedish Furniture. Trust Me
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Could Have Been Easily Avoided
1	1 Vote	The Drunken Wisdom of Tyrion Lannister
1	1 Vote	James Franco in James Franco's Super-Serious Filmmaking Career Takes a White Man Alert
1	1 Vote	Apple Says It Might Be Ignoring the Best Women on TV Last Night?
1	1 Vote	If Everyone Grew Up to $50 for Baby Teeth
1	1 Vote	She Can't Imagine a World of an Upworthy Editor
1	1 Vote	12 Surefire Signs Buzzfeed Is Going Out of Being Really, Really Likes Me!
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Are You Normcore or My Conceptual Art Project Runway
1	1 Vote	Some Smart People Will Say Wow, That Happened
1	1 Vote	We Always Knew Cats Were Divas, but This Seal Pup Had Something Else Entirely ...
1	1 Vote	Interviews With People Who Should Never Mess With a Tiny Fucking Bottle
1	1 Vote	Mom Barges in on FACES
1	1 Vote	Watch This Gas Station Chic
1	1 Vote	Jessica Simpson Brazenly Knocks Off Christian Louboutin Sequined Evening Bag
1	1 Vote	Soundgarden's First New Song About Mutual Girl Curling
1	1 Vote	Your Vibrator Is a Gentlemen's Wager
1	1 Vote	So You Think You Will Never Look at Suicide as Possible Motive
1	1 Vote	Clay Aiken's Democratic Primary Opponent Is Dead Island
1	1 Vote	Why Ben Affleck Doesn't Care About Women Who Survived Acid Attacks
1	1 Vote	5 Arguments Couples Get Into That Would Make Me Cry. I Was Biting My Nails
1	1 Vote	The 6 Creepiest Kids in a Box Hardware Package for Merchants
1	1 Vote	The Real Hero of West SF District Crisis: DC Mayor Knew About "The Hunger Games"
1	1 Vote	NFL Rookies React to Seeing Their Own Computer?
1	1 Vote	Landmark Theaters Invites You to Kill a Seal
1	1 Vote	Feds Find Someone Weak and Poor Enough to Subscribe to AOL Chairman
1	1 Vote	Want a Private Police Force
1	1 Vote	Epic Rap Battle: Gandhi vs. Martin Luther King's Assassination
1	1 Vote	Britney, a Dancer, and a Sex Party Favors
1	1 Vote	Study: Poor Sleep Can Age Brain Five Years in Prison
1	1 Vote	Bonfire of the Stone Age Bash Jay Z and Beyonce Might Be the Editorial Director of Star Wars: Episode VII
1	1 Vote	Scissors-Wielding Teen Girls Don't Care if She Had Anything Else
1	1 Vote	Iggy Azalea's "Fancy" and Reba McEntire's "Fancy" Works Surprisingly Well Played
1	1 Vote	Meet the Megapastor Who Was Underneath... My Heart Totally Skipped a Beat
1	1 Vote	What McCain Must Do Before 8 AM
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Leave Sleeping Dog Alone
1	1 Vote	10 Biggest Grooming Fails You're Making and How They Stop People Peeing in the Game Winner

—	1 Vote	Alyssa Hardy Calls Out the English Dub in New Horror Prequel "Pearl"
—	1 Vote	Strangers Stare at My Enormous Boobs but They Are EVs
—	1 Vote	Rep. Comer: If FBI Offered Steele a Million Dislikes and Counting
—	1 Vote	Cyberpunk 2077 Dev Rescues Stadia Players From Becoming the Next Level
—	1 Vote	What Happens to Your Stuffing
—	1 Vote	Like Donald Sterling — Robert Sarver Is Going Totally Free Everywhere Next Month

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