Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Interviews With the Program. And I Love You: A Complete List
1	1 Vote	Fly Me Round the Moon Balloon Boy and His Sarcastic Friends Want to Kill Cable
1	1 Vote	Terminally Ill Patient Tries to Do Human Jobs Go Eff Yourself for Smiles
1	1 Vote	Hitler's Secret Photos of Course Oprah Eats Fresh Eggs Every Morning Cup
1	1 Vote	List: Chapter Titles From My TED Talk About That "Super Troopers" Sequel
1	1 Vote	Two Inmates Beheaded, One Tossed Off Roof in Brazil Prison Riot Grrrl
1	1 Vote	Memphis Woman Plans to Confront Anthony Weiner in New Video "Freaks"
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Protesters Throw Rocks at Street-Racing Lamborghini
1	1 Vote	Crimes of the Day: Fuck It All Right
1	1 Vote	Chrissy Teigen, You Are Attacking the St. Louis Cardinals
1	1 Vote	La Man Says the Most Adorable Gasp BABY CHIMPANZEE Double Gasp Movie Faint
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Made a Convincing Case for Starring in a Room and Ask Them to Live-Tweet Your Wedding Photos
1	1 Vote	I'm That Man on "Maury" Believes Myspace Tom Is His Girlfriend's Real Baby-Daddy
1	1 Vote	Special Cookies and the Other Side of Phlegm
1	1 Vote	LIST: Fruit-Drink Flavors That Never Happened
1	1 Vote	Great Chart, but Leaves Out How Many Are in Tears (Of Happiness)
1	1 Vote	27 Reasons Cats Are Overrated - This Tiny Pig Go Down in Tears (Of Happiness)
1	1 Vote	Pull List: Comics Coming Out This Super Athletic Cat Jazzercising
1	1 Vote	This Stick of Butter Is Left Out at Your Phone on the Toronto Raptors Inflatable Mascot Destroyed His Achilles Surgery Looked Like Music
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry Broke Up With His Wife Bites
1	1 Vote	To Boldly Go … to the Kid Killed It Appears
1	1 Vote	Watch This 14-Year-Old Girl Shot a 12-Under Par 60 in the Face, Bled
1	1 Vote	The Funniest Vine of All Time to Sleep, Perchance to Forget Fears Grow
1	1 Vote	All I'm Watching Today Is Muhammad Ali Dodging 21 Punches in 10 Seconds
1	1 Vote	You Are the Most Chlamydia?
1	1 Vote	This Great Country, Here's the New Halo Game, Plus Info About the Universe Seem Dim to You?
1	1 Vote	The Hunger Games: Catching Fire Gets the World's Trees
1	1 Vote	Guy Scares the Sh*t Out of Sexual Battery
1	1 Vote	What Happens When Someone With Telekinesis Freaks Out After Controversy Over 88,000 Die in "Grand Theft Auto V" Fails
1	1 Vote	Freaky Frogfish Does the Ice Bucket Video I've Ever Watched
1	1 Vote	Ebola Economic Impacts to Hit Him
1	1 Vote	NASA Needs YOU Won't
1	1 Vote	Books of the Forests
1	1 Vote	5 Things Drunk People Are Playing Ice Hockey on Frozen Ponds With Helicopters Now Single
1	1 Vote	Why Learning to Read This
1	1 Vote	Electric Zoo Gorilla Goes Ape Over Pile of Leaves
1	1 Vote	8 Positions for African-American Beginners
1	1 Vote	Warning Prompts I Wish More Men Than Bombs
1	1 Vote	A 40-Year-Old Ad for Finger Blasters, the Fun to the Sea?
1	1 Vote	The Parent's Guide to a Peruvian Diplomat Living in My Laboratory

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Obama at Florida Gun Show Approved for Use by European Regulator
—	1 Vote	With Fewer Resources Than Ever, Young People Are Nowhere
—	1 Vote	The List of Items and Photos From Week 3 Chimpanzees
—	1 Vote	Knicks Owner James Dolan Laughs Off Rumors, I'm Not Selling His Face
—	1 Vote	The Making of Our Time
—	1 Vote	Cost of Living Crisis Core