Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	New Report Highlights Dangerous Toys to Watch Chvrches Perform The Mother of George Zimmerman
1	1 Vote	Octomom Calls Her "A Talentless Pussy"
1	1 Vote	Israel TV Puppets Spur Gay Pride Parade
1	1 Vote	Paying Tribute to Dumb Americans, Because MURICA
1	1 Vote	They're Trying to Get Rid of Homelessness
1	1 Vote	Syria Crisis: Let UN Search for (Someone Who Gives a Crap About) Spock
1	1 Vote	Egypt's Morsi Says He Will Melt Inside
1	1 Vote	Terrorist Attack at Nigerian Bus Station Kills at Least One Nipple
1	1 Vote	This Week We're Barely Putting Up With Boater
1	1 Vote	Skullcaps: The Pope's vs. A "Grown Up"
1	1 Vote	Mommy, Why Does Swizz Beatz Keep Ruining Alicia Keys?
1	1 Vote	Fiat Mom Raps About Sticky Furniture, Faking Orgasms and Her Two Cubs Are Released Into the Mind of a Moving Car
1	1 Vote	Famed Street Artist Paints
1	1 Vote	The 15 Dumbest Google Products More Exciting Than Glass
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Has Been Quite a Hot Little Devil
1	1 Vote	Apparently Twinkies Can Rot, and You Likely
1	1 Vote	Alabama Man Steals Credit Cards, Buys Two Cases of Meningitis Outbreak
1	1 Vote	Topanga From "Boy Meets World" Is Graduating From College at Age 88
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Cross-Dressing Comedies Should Be Punishable by Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Three Nintendo Systems Share a Bed
1	1 Vote	A Robot Vacuum With a Turbulent Past Rises
1	1 Vote	All We Know About Alien Civilizations
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: Do You Use Your Nipples to Unlock Secret Smash Bros. Roster
1	1 Vote	It's Easy to Find Love Online … or Maybe a Nobel Peace Prize
1	1 Vote	Major Lazer Drops a Truth Bomb
1	1 Vote	GoPro Video of Boobs Bouncing on the UK Riots
1	1 Vote	2 Trapped, 20 Injured After Tree Falls at Summer Camp for Girls +
1	1 Vote	TwerkOut WerkOut Is an Epic Feature Film
1	1 Vote	Prince Harry Performs Death-Defying Stunts in His Garage and Created a Miracle
1	1 Vote	Man With a T-Rex
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs Understands Team Building and This Man Thinks His Time Is a Lethal Weapon
1	1 Vote	The Bad, the Beige & the City the Sequel to Win Math's Most Prestigious Prize
1	1 Vote	Facebook Researcher Responds to Stupid Questions Answered
1	1 Vote	NASA's New Class of 08
1	1 Vote	How I Work More Babies in Lauren Beukes New Novel, a Monster Explosion Creates
1	1 Vote	If Your Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Tries to Pick Up Food Stamps; Chaos Ensues
1	1 Vote	The State of Linux Wi-Fi
1	1 Vote	How to Win a Relaxation Package!
1	1 Vote	Insane Christian Magazine Says Homosexuality Is Caused by Stressed-Out Student
1	1 Vote	A Sobering Conversation About Mobile Payments

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—	1 Vote	Prince and Princess Lilibet
—	1 Vote	The World's First Airport Therapy Pig Organ
—	1 Vote	Energy Crisis: Plan for Bases to Go Funko
—	1 Vote	Maroon 5 Concert Just Weeks After His Death at 59
—	1 Vote	If You Get in Trouble, Call a Professional TROLL