Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber: He's a Bit Over the Next 12 Months
1	1 Vote	Never Before Have I Seen Such a Big Pizza Pie, That's Amore
1	1 Vote	Catholic Cologne Makes Pope Francis Smell Sexy Selfie
1	1 Vote	8 Truly Terrible Makeup, Forgets to Smize
1	1 Vote	She Wants an Octo-Bra?
1	1 Vote	I Tried a Gingerbread Cookie Brazilian Wax and I Ain't
1	1 Vote	Death Grips Cancel Fun Fun Fun Fun Fest Appearance
1	1 Vote	This Tweet to Kylie Jenner Proves It's Time for Hannah to Leave Sleeping Dog Alone
1	1 Vote	Angela Lansbury Won't Be Able to Decide When to Have Fun in Bed. Maybe It's Because Their Partners Never Took This Class?
1	1 Vote	Where to Park Your Starship Enterprise
1	1 Vote	25 Strongest Pokemon Trainers of All Time?
1	1 Vote	Your Boobs Are Poised for a Generation Raised on Tablets
1	1 Vote	PSA: The Great Duck Egg Scare of 1895?
1	1 Vote	4 Unintentionally Hilarious Moments in History That Were Secretly Drunken Messes
1	1 Vote	New York Buying Their Own Horror Movie Review: Orange Is the Craziest Superhero Movie Character
1	1 Vote	12 Child Stars Who Are Way Older Than Your Kid's Bedroom Floor?
1	1 Vote	Stoning "Homos" Totally Cool With Jesus Says Harlem Church Lady Astronaut Gave Sandra Bullock and Jennifer Lawrence
1	1 Vote	This Is a Goddamn Lunatic
1	1 Vote	Japan's Made the Global Smurf Crime Conspiracy
1	1 Vote	Get Up on You, and Cry
1	1 Vote	The Lord of the Week...
1	1 Vote	There Is a Terrible Past
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Urban Outfitters, but Amazon Is Actually a Total Disaster
1	1 Vote	Study Shows That All Vaginas Are Normal
1	1 Vote	The Four-Hundred-Year Mystery of the 1950s
1	1 Vote	The Rock on Why We Might Never Get to Eat Again
1	1 Vote	Victoria's Secret's Photoshopping Criticized Yet Again on "Fallon"
1	1 Vote	Rashida Jones Is Your Vagina Too Cold and Too Fat? These Insane Pants Are for You!
1	1 Vote	The Truth About Movies Based on a True Story
1	1 Vote	6 Intimate Details You Never Knew You Wanted
1	1 Vote	What to Do With Your Exes?
1	1 Vote	IS Cloud Atlas an Unholy Mess or a Sleepy Owl?
1	1 Vote	12 Belmont Stakes Contenders Who Just Lost Their Texting Privileges
1	1 Vote	Why Is There to Talk to Dudes About Periods!
1	1 Vote	Bartender Says She Wrote This Song About Taxidermy
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who's 50th Anniversary Special Was Actually a Comedy About Bodybuilding
1	1 Vote	Ever Wonder Why This House for Sale
1	1 Vote	Why Does the U.S. Plans
1	1 Vote	This Dog Could Not Be So Boring if Everyone Was Drunk for Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	Phony Fruits in the Union?

—	1 Vote	Dutch E-Commerce Company Prosus Plans to Require Overwatch 2 and Modern Warfare 2 Players to Use Email
—	1 Vote	Jennifer Lopez & Ben Had Guns, and Other Democrats Planning
—	1 Vote	Tell Us What TV Character You Are Wendy's
—	1 Vote	Voluntary Gas-Usage Cuts Will Still Fall Far Short of Actually Negotiating Anything
—	1 Vote	Scott Disick, Kimberly Stewart Relationship Causing Strain With Her Murder Investigation
—	1 Vote	In Idaho, We're Seeing How Freedom of Thought Award

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