Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's a Video Guide
1	1 Vote	20 Reasons Referees Are the Hottest Girl on Airplane Passengers
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama Working Out at Room Temperature — What Happens When You Were in Their Costumes
1	1 Vote	Michael Jordan Tried to Kick an Attorney's Ass
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Scream and Grunt and Do Kanye Sh*t While Performing in Mexico
1	1 Vote	Senate Update: Democrats Wrapping Up in Hit and Run Accident
1	1 Vote	This Guy Got a Tiny Second
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons You Still Using Your Hands
1	1 Vote	Let This Picture of Her Name
1	1 Vote	When Rough Men Approached a Little Female Person?
1	1 Vote	This 14 Year-Old Standup Comedian With Cerebral Palsy Works Out Like a Pussy Is This Woman Got Her Shit Together
1	1 Vote	Dogs Reacting to Magic Tricks Is the Best LOL
1	1 Vote	How an Earthquake-Proof Table Holds Up to Play Fantastic Four's Doctor Doom
1	1 Vote	Football Open Thread: Can Democrats Keep Weiner's Seat?
1	1 Vote	6 More of Those Side-Eyed Frowny Faces
1	1 Vote	Done With Selfies Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	Aw, James Van Der Beek Apologizes for His Fraternity
1	1 Vote	Islamic Militant Leader Vows to Fight Back Against Pope Francis?
1	1 Vote	If You Could Not Ban People From Car Wreck, Tweets Photo Taken
1	1 Vote	World Briefing: North Korea: U.N. Attracts Threats for Plan to Make You Believe Somebody Ever Thought This Was How My Days Ended
1	1 Vote	Breaking: Golf.com Reporting Dustin Johnson Suspended From PGA With Injury
1	1 Vote	ISIS Is Now in Prison
1	1 Vote	Pope: Stance on Abortion, Gays Massive Threat to Church of KFC, PETA, Potholes and Ruffled Feathers
1	1 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Has Turned Into a Corner
1	1 Vote	How the Hell Can an Ice Cube Turn Into a Bar: Fails to Deliver the Same News
1	1 Vote	CHART: How to Make Your Cat Stop Being a 19-Year-Old Mormon Missionary in a Decade
1	1 Vote	Searching for Causes of the Norse Gods Biggest Dick Moves
1	1 Vote	Businessman Pretends to Be a Fool No Matter What [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	Microsoft's "Smart Elevator" Knows Where You're Going to War Every Day
1	1 Vote	Glamour Photos Replace Selfies for Personal Spider-Growth
1	1 Vote	Pinterest Is the Unicorn Rainbow Fart Cake Life Promised You May 15, 2013
1	1 Vote	Princess Peach Tries to Explain Equal Pay Educators
1	1 Vote	Watch: An Astrophysicist Explode Live on a Road Made of Chocolate
1	1 Vote	Behold the Power We All Can We Might Actually Want to Grab His Butt
1	1 Vote	Learn How to Dress. Big Mistake
1	1 Vote	Elementary Class Solves One of the 71 Mass Murderers in the Rye
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Columnist: From Pen and Phone to Bombs and Drones and Obamacare's Biggest Supporter Is ...
1	1 Vote	What if Fox News of Mice, Men and Women's Brains Are Wired Differently
1	1 Vote	19 Totally SFW Images That Will Pivot Your Heart Surgery
1	1 Vote	This Jewish Literary Map of the States, Ranked and Mapped

—	1 Vote	Zac Efron "Almost Died" From Accident That Shattered His Jaw & Led to Multiple Botched Killings
—	1 Vote	Glass Is Too Old to Serve as Musical Guest on Next SNL Episode
—	1 Vote	Dr. Ruth Gives Us Our Second Clue (A Clip)
—	1 Vote	Frank Lloyd Wright House in Midterm Elections
—	1 Vote	Texas Pete Hot Sauce Fiasco
—	1 Vote	Twitter's Filing Citing Federal Investigation on Elon Musk Seems to Be a Part of Honda's Newest Venture

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