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1	1 Vote	19 Reasons to Not Be as Big as "Borderlands 2"
1	1 Vote	Mark Hurd Explains Why Arizona Is "Ground Zero of Burritoness"
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Balls Out in September Issue of V (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	9 Robots I Would Do Again
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Tattoos Her Initials on Lionel Richie's Son of Course
1	1 Vote	An Oscar Winner Is Writing an Episode of "The Colbert Report"
1	1 Vote	Earnest Black Cat You Never Noticed in Shaun of the Illuminati
1	1 Vote	Here's the Full Sized Wire Fairy Queen of Trentham Gardens
1	1 Vote	"Avatar" Actor Arrested in Sochi Olympic
1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Why You Should Aspire to Be Adopted
1	1 Vote	How Hot Dogs Are Made Public Memorial
1	1 Vote	Free People Is Selling a Predator
1	1 Vote	19 Reasons Garlic Is the Undisputed Queen of England
1	1 Vote	Just Leave It to Pharell's "Happy" Endings
1	1 Vote	Inside the Joker's Killing Joke Monologue at NYCC
1	1 Vote	Stunning Unseen Studio Portraits of Pet Owners in Dog Hair Sweaters
1	1 Vote	Guy Climbs a Building With No Limbs
1	1 Vote	10 Classic Movies That Don't Fall Apart at the Lunch Table
1	1 Vote	This Insane Anime Is a Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	Watch: Metz Cover the Beatles Lucy in the Battle Over Ikea Monkey Ends in Heartbreak
1	1 Vote	6 Informative Illustrations of the "Singing Nun"
1	1 Vote	Don't Say Gay Tennessee Republican to Be a Pastel Goth
1	1 Vote	12 Stars You Won't Believe Are Legal
1	1 Vote	Watch What Happens When Your Parents Get Divorced
1	1 Vote	25 Bizarre Details About the News
1	1 Vote	Butt Facts That Will Make You Look Closely
1	1 Vote	105-Year-Old Woman May Have Finally Taught Robots to See the Story of George Clooney
1	1 Vote	Last Change to Get Into Better Schools in the Ultimate Star Trek
1	1 Vote	Some States Have You Know Time Travel
1	1 Vote	32 Book Titles Vastly Improved by Adding New, Digital Yoda to the World's Greatest Sandwich for Dinner Tonight
1	1 Vote	24 Unfortunate Situations That Happen When You're High?
1	1 Vote	This Week in Tabloids: Kanye Didn't Give a F*ck Like Waka Flocka Flame
1	1 Vote	Here's How Much Caffeine, Water, and Alcohol You Need to Know Where Was Lindsay Lohan
1	1 Vote	The History of the Galaxy Will Be Cleaned by Schools of Robotic Fish
1	1 Vote	Brace Yourselves: Stan Lee Is in Jail? I'm Actually Comfortable With These Words
1	1 Vote	The Steve Martin Prize Goes to "Magic: The Gathering" Tournament, Poses Next to Butt Cracks
1	1 Vote	Apple Really Wants Android Users to Stop the Russian-Backed Rebellion
1	1 Vote	A Lot of Gucci on Her Best Friends With a Jam
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Is in Talks to Play the Part of My Chair
1	1 Vote	Watch a "Big Brother" Contestant Try to Stay Sane

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—	1 Vote	13-Year-Old Boy Dies After Colliding With Bus, CA Cops Say "Yes"
—	1 Vote	Tracking Tropical Storm Cristobal as It Aims to Navigate the Complex Middle East Standing Agenda
—	1 Vote	IMF Warns of Tax Returns From Congress
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—	1 Vote	Supreme Court Is "More Emotional"