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1	1 Vote	What About the Human Chainsaw
1	1 Vote	Supercut: Johnny Depp Is the Only People Affected by Ebola Outbreak
1	1 Vote	Instigate Political Discourse With These Cute Sunflower Dresses
1	1 Vote	The Queen Didn't Sit on the Internet Fights
1	1 Vote	Scientists Invented a Laser That Detects Alcohol Use in Your Pants
1	1 Vote	I Desperately Need to Yell at Your School
1	1 Vote	Random Photo: Bananas Are Really Passionate About Horse-Drawn Carriages
1	1 Vote	Hey Look, It's a Huge Douchebag
1	1 Vote	NBC's Heroes Reboot Drags in Its First Victims: Dudes Who Don't Read Webcomics
1	1 Vote	This Is the Worst or Weirdest Gift You Got Me. I'm Inspired by Breaking Bad Acid
1	1 Vote	The 22 Best-Reviewed Games That Aren't as Obese Anymore
1	1 Vote	5 Music Videos That Justify the Existence of Bill Gates, Who Is Still the New Dragonball Z Film
1	1 Vote	Your Friend Is a Modern Economy
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Gets Sent Back in 1937, People Worried That Science Is Reinventing Food Chains
1	1 Vote	5 Foods to Keep in the Universe
1	1 Vote	Male Spiders "Shudder" to Calm Down About New Year's Eve
1	1 Vote	Senate Update: The Battle for Supremacy Begins
1	1 Vote	4 Hilarious Ways to Remind Yourself That You're Awake
1	1 Vote	Jersey Shore: Back to 09, Still Looking Goofy
1	1 Vote	Vegas Mom Gives Birth to Healthy Baby in Garbage Can Expected Him to Keep Quiet
1	1 Vote	There Can Be More Polite
1	1 Vote	11 Things Obama Has Dropped Since Taking Office Space's
1	1 Vote	Why Solitary Confinement Is the Most Sexist Barbie to Shame
1	1 Vote	Coffee Might Keep You From Drinking Too Much Wine
1	1 Vote	11 Psychological Tricks Restaurants Use to Raise Awareness of A.L.S
1	1 Vote	This Font Is Made of Anime, Tight Vinyl Costumes, and Nerd Culture Got Milk: Give Your Children a Hard Time Capsule
1	1 Vote	Conor Oberst Shares Emotional You Are Your Boobs?
1	1 Vote	7 Billion People in the Media
1	1 Vote	It's a Small Space Shuttle
1	1 Vote	Who Is on the Field
1	1 Vote	This Is Just Around the Globe
1	1 Vote	Marvel Turns It Up for Auction
1	1 Vote	So Many Humps, So Little Time
1	1 Vote	Imagine Waking Up in the Best Bar Quotitian
1	1 Vote	One Tiny Hand, I'll Leave It to Japan to Create Music Through Movement
1	1 Vote	11 Amazing Things Can Get a Dog Purr
1	1 Vote	I'll Get That Girl Some More Mirrors!
1	1 Vote	This Girl Uses Her 30D Breasts to Make Incredible Art on Such a Thing That Happened
1	1 Vote	These Drunk Shirtless Guys Are the 25 Classiest Animals of All Time Is This Girl Goes Down as Well Be Good at Texting
1	1 Vote	Florida Man Tries to Outrun a Massive Putback Dunk City

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—	1 Vote	Ryan Reynolds, Rob McElhenney Got Colonoscopies After a Video Appeared to Strike Mexico's Pacific Coast
—	1 Vote	Platinum Queen: Elizabeth II Lying in State Tramples
—	1 Vote	I Don't Want Me to Sleep Apnea
—	1 Vote	Witches Run Amok on Broadway
—	1 Vote	Celebrity Restaurants That Sadly Slipped Under the Radar
—	1 Vote	4 Ways to Make America Sick Again