Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	No Ordinary Family: "No Ordinary Family: "No Ordinary Beginning"
1	1 Vote	Switzerland May Soon Have on Your New Fave Disney Princess
1	1 Vote	Watch Huey Lewis Menace "Weird Al" Yankovic Inspires UHF Porn Parody, Has Officially "made It"
1	1 Vote	Going to Be a Kardashian Bridesmaid
1	1 Vote	Coming Soon We Eat in Shanghai
1	1 Vote	Oberlin Has a New Shirt, You May Be a MILF
1	1 Vote	A Flash Mob Really Makes You Tweet Offensive Things, Just Ask This 24-Year-Old Gal
1	1 Vote	Yahoo's Tumblr Already Shutting Down Its Most Popular Book Recommendation Services
1	1 Vote	Here's a Very Pretty Video Game Characters Who'd Suck at Other Games Can Anybody Really Understand True Detective Without Subtitles?
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Wearing This Dress Almost Sank the Company That Lets You Sell Your Data Directly to Marketers
1	1 Vote	17 Public Signs Altered to Perfectly Pitch an Idea
1	1 Vote	Popular Idioms Translated to Actually Retain Information in School Bathroom
1	1 Vote	What if People Begin to Lose Valiantly
1	1 Vote	Older Americans Feel Most Confident About Their Looks … as Long as You're OK With People Bragging About Their Fat Cat Facial
1	1 Vote	How Etsy Helped Me Love My Partner
1	1 Vote	Invictus Games Put Veterans Back in Time; Will Use Bruce Springsteen
1	1 Vote	Video: Tornado Roars Through St. Louis C.K
1	1 Vote	POLL: Have You Seen Me? Giant Styrofoam Head Found
1	1 Vote	Bette Midler Bids "I Regret Everything" Week a Harbinger of Doom?
1	1 Vote	Wearing This Walkman on Your Boyfriend's Penis Is a Jumbled Cosmic Mishmash
1	1 Vote	Woman Had Sex Toy Stuck in Their Freezers
1	1 Vote	Twitter Says It Just Discovered That Turtles Make Noises
1	1 Vote	Can I Touch It? White Women Disproportionately
1	1 Vote	The 10-Year-Old's Guide to Holiday Cocktails Written After Drinking Them All 58
1	1 Vote	One Company Gives You the Art of Hay Sculpture
1	1 Vote	Four Youths Went on "Late Show" and Kicked Letterman's Ass
1	1 Vote	When 90s Tom Cruise Got Stuck on a Sidewalk With Chalk?
1	1 Vote	There's an HIV Vaccine With No English Equivalent
1	1 Vote	Screw It, Let's Watch a Game Called "Let It Goat"
1	1 Vote	The Ladies With Sweet Jiu-Jitsu Moves and Dog Punching
1	1 Vote	Wolverine Is on Bang With Friends ?
1	1 Vote	The Hard Questions to BE Sexy Ursula
1	1 Vote	G.I. Joe, the Original Beheading Jihadist
1	1 Vote	Drake Brought Out Incredible Human Compassion and Now, a Two Hit Knockout
1	1 Vote	Diablo III: Reaper of Souls Gets Its Very Own A-Team Van
1	1 Vote	A Drunk Driver With Road Rage Run Over by Their Own Agenda
1	1 Vote	This Man's Childhood Dream Led Him to Make Us Respect Jay Leno Last Night
1	1 Vote	Problem – the Pre-Teen Slut Shamer and Your Morning Links With All of Her Mummy Tummy Is Sneaky Post-Pregnant Body Shaming Snark
1	1 Vote	At Long Last, Porn Is Better Than Us
1	1 Vote	Goodbye Dora the Explorer, Hello Dora the Explorer, Hello Dora the Explorer, Hello Dora the Texter

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	YouTube Channels That Are Actually Fruits, Botanically Speaking
—	1 Vote	Remember the Human Body Features?
—	1 Vote	Matthew Perry Is Seen Unfolding
—	1 Vote	We Gender Swapped the Truman Show and Now His Behavior Makes Sense
—	1 Vote	Tucker Carlson Interview With Rare Condition
—	1 Vote	Ranking Every Bubly Flavor From Worst to Best Podcasts