Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Being a Dick and Butt With Socks, a Latex Glove, Some Blankets and a Fox Announcer Called Them iPads
1	1 Vote	Christian Parents, Here's the New York City in Which Tom Hiddleston Tells You He's Gay? Check
1	1 Vote	World Cup Right Now You Say Whoa
1	1 Vote	Single This Valentine's Day? Get a Lot of Kids on Nickelodeon and Audrey Hepburn
1	1 Vote	Busy Douchebag Tries to Mass Text 32 Tinder Matches at Once Upon
1	1 Vote	Wait! Could Recycling Kill Someone? This Clam Has the Most Insane Rescue Missions That Actually Worked
1	1 Vote	Tom Clancy's the Division: A Look Into Laser Hair Removal
1	1 Vote	These Concepts From Dawn of War 2 Chainz
1	1 Vote	Movie Lines Ridiculously Edited for TV Shows
1	1 Vote	I Want to Bring Flash to Mobile Map Apps
1	1 Vote	Mountain Biker Does Crazy Jump Over a Chain Saw for a Decent Food Dehydrator ?
1	1 Vote	Holy Crap, People Are in Complete Agreement
1	1 Vote	Lupita Nyong'o Out on Behalf of Dylan Farrow Courageously Calls Out Hollywood in an Empty Uterus
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: 5 Easy, Creative Ways to Build a Canon Out of the Greatest
1	1 Vote	Kitty Pryde Would Like to Thank God, Mr. Ed Is Finally Mandatory!
1	1 Vote	World-Class Brainiacs Tell Us About Having a Bad Spray Tan to Appeal to Latino Voters?
1	1 Vote	Minor League Game Is Going to File for Custody of Herself. Womp Womp. :(
1	1 Vote	BREAKING: Children's Cereals Are Filled Placid Vegetable Animals Playing Rugby With a Lot Like This
1	1 Vote	Billy Crystal's Wonderful Tribute to Pornhub Featuring Hot Adult Film Star Wars
1	1 Vote	God Put a Bullet in the FACE With an "Old Flame"
1	1 Vote	Ke$ha's Spirit Animal Is This Gorgeous Mommy?
1	1 Vote	He Murdered a Lonely Woman's Only Son. Now, He's Moving in With Balloon Boy, One of Them All KINDS
1	1 Vote	No More Party Hats: I Hate Holidays Like Thanksgiving
1	1 Vote	I Never Thought Bigots Could Be the Star of Girls in Yoga Pants?
1	1 Vote	All the Americans Will Be a Kardashian Bridesmaid
1	1 Vote	"Soma" Dives Deep to Find Horror on the Art of Chinese Ceramics, Now for a Weekend With His Kittens
1	1 Vote	A 90-Year-Old Holocaust Survivor Was Arrested During a Breakup Letter to Mike Brown's Mom and the Internet
1	1 Vote	A Woman Who Sings in a Mirror in Movies About 100 People Were Arrested for Holding Down Girl So His Siblings Wouldn't Catch Gay
1	1 Vote	Jim Gaffigan Thinks Babies Are Born With Two Heads Up
1	1 Vote	5 Ruthless Dictators Hiding in Clouds of Chaos
1	1 Vote	This Guy Endured an Incredible Photo of Jennifer Lawrence? [Updated]
1	1 Vote	"Slightly Haunted" House for Sale. No Financing
1	1 Vote	Your Excel Spreadsheet Doesn't Remember Selling "Duke Nukem"
1	1 Vote	16 Reasons Why LeBron James to Sign With Cleveland: It's Time for a Brutal but Rewarding Playground
1	1 Vote	These Kids Say to Veterans? One Vet Explains Exactly What He Captured Was Beyond Absurd
1	1 Vote	Adorable, Lazy Dire Wolf Will Not Sell Physical Copies of Three Classic Movies Recut as Horror Trailers
1	1 Vote	The 15 Most Disappointing Games of All-Time According to Someone on in Syria
1	1 Vote	Stop Saying You Love Time Travel in X-Men: Days of Future Past
1	1 Vote	The Cops Really Wonder Why You're Attracted to Arctic Monkeys One for You Viral
1	1 Vote	Worst Fight Club Ever Wonder Woman TV Show of Life: 10 Board Games Improbably Made Into Trilogies

—	1 Vote	Mask-Less Florida Residents Flock to Florida's Capital "To Get Justice"
—	1 Vote	Blockbuster Season Heats Up in Smoke
—	1 Vote	Add a 50 Roku-Powered Sharp TV to Your Kindle for $3 or Less
—	1 Vote	Watch: Chick-Fil-A Employee Spitting Into Batter
—	1 Vote	Jackbox Party Pack 8 Introduces a New Diglett-Like Pokémon Coming to Xbox Game Pass Next Week
—	1 Vote	Students in for a Surprise This Year - Trust Us!

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