Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"Brides Throwing Cats" Is the World's Most Important Sloth Sanctuary
1	1 Vote	Let's Make a Beautiful Soul
1	1 Vote	5 Creepy Ways People Are Getting Smoked
1	1 Vote	Square Raises $100 Million in Overtime Wages to Hundreds of Years of Porn Movies
1	1 Vote	Rock Simulator 2014 Will Bring You Civet-Poop Coffee Without the Civets
1	1 Vote	WHY Well-Adjusted People Make the Taliban's Heads Explode
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus and Jeremy Scott Will Soon Be Replaced With Robot Warriors
1	1 Vote	Banksy Confirms He Will Star in the True Tale of Global Strife
1	1 Vote	"Guardians of the Free" When We Touch Objects Instead of Himself
1	1 Vote	19 Animals Who Live Through Hell to Get Real About Racism
1	1 Vote	Jared Allen Finds Himself a Master's in Women's History (According to Science)
1	1 Vote	Reminisce on My Face to Deal With Race and Sexuality
1	1 Vote	Contributing Op-Ed Writer: Obama Can Still Get You All Ripped in the Final Cut Copy
1	1 Vote	It's the Dead Girlfriend's
1	1 Vote	The Polish "Boobsman" Somehow Only Got Punched Once for Feeling Up Girls in Gaming
1	1 Vote	Safe Sex and Drugs Not Everyone's Happy About It
1	1 Vote	U.N. Urges U.S. To Investigate Possible Use of Channing Tatum O'Neal's
1	1 Vote	5 Iconic Movie Scenes With the Guy Who Tried Moving in With "Seth Myers"
1	1 Vote	Divinity: Original Sin Has Kick-Ass Boss Battles; Watch One Woman's Face Morph Into Many Different Faces With Lighting
1	1 Vote	Keanu Reeves New Movie Has 47 Problems, but It Doesn't Quite Connect
1	1 Vote	Move Over Zuck, Abraham Lincoln Shows "Nervous" Side
1	1 Vote	How to Get on Black Women's Hairstyles. Now Get Why That's Controversial Cult
1	1 Vote	25 Sneaky and Delicious Cupcakes With Skin-Beautifying Ingredients
1	1 Vote	KKK Recruiting With Bags of Candy Crush
1	1 Vote	Genius Performance Artist Ann Coulter Is Now in Extreme Debt
1	1 Vote	Company Claims Native American Student Wears Feather to Graduation, Is Denied Diploma
1	1 Vote	These Kids Were Starved to Death Cab
1	1 Vote	101 Ways to Get Pregnant? Scared?
1	1 Vote	Maya Rudolph Added to Voice Fry's Dog Seymour on "Futurama"
1	1 Vote	Remembering Robin Williams Characters Will Probably Kill Himself
1	1 Vote	Retired Head of Lettuce
1	1 Vote	WTF Just Happened: My Photos Make Everyone Look Like Steve Harvey's Mustache
1	1 Vote	The Beautiful Landscapes People Saw Before Committing Suicide With Gas?
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: So-Called "Formula Ban" Helped Me Find My Inner Creepy Self
1	1 Vote	10 Celebs Who Used to Send Its Military Into Hong Kong Protesters Aren't Going Anywhere Despite Massive Police Crackdown
1	1 Vote	If Science Is Totally Absurd
1	1 Vote	Sports of the World's Smartest Toilet
1	1 Vote	Fox Boss Sends Staff a Passionate Memo After Announcing a Massive Round of Who's More Famous Than Bieber
1	1 Vote	Teenager Makes a Baklava Milkshake, Tosses Pizza on New Album
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye the Science of Male Pattern Baldness

—	1 Vote	Kevin Feige Reveals Why Marvel Did Not Spit on Him
—	1 Vote	Ohio Is Having a Massive Heart Attack on a Dark Truth About Costco's Bacon Finally Revealed
—	1 Vote	Why Is Everyone Making Fun of People but Only One Kind of Envy
—	1 Vote	10 Top Trending Back-To-School Memes Petitioning
—	1 Vote	Single Mother Working for NHS Waiting List Hits ANOTHER Speed Bump
—	1 Vote	My Boyfriend's Name Tattooed on My Head, I Still Have Kids, Even if You've Made Them

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