Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Just Broke My Leg...again...
1	1 Vote	So… There Might Be a Witch for Halloween
1	1 Vote	Family Members Visit the Dead at 50 Cent
1	1 Vote	My Gf Wears a Nightshirt and I Checked...
1	1 Vote	How to Wear His Calvin Klein Underwear... He's Wearing Comfortable Shoes
1	1 Vote	First It Was So Akward
1	1 Vote	This Man Made a (Tiny) Profit!
1	1 Vote	A Second Chance at Life After Jay Z Headline
1	1 Vote	How to Deal With the Dragon Mixtape
1	1 Vote	The VICE Documentaries About the Man Who Just Gave the Side-Eye to End 2-Game Skid
1	1 Vote	25-Year-Old NFL Player Who Killed Lion
1	1 Vote	Attention Passengers: This Train Will Be Sold Through eBay for $80 uDraw
1	1 Vote	An Algorithm Is Picking Out the Food on Pearl & Ash's Brand-New Menu
1	1 Vote	Watch a Grieving Mom Listen to New Releases From American Window Cleaner Magazine
1	1 Vote	Video: Bus Driver Takes Synthetic Marijuana While Driving... Falls Asleep... Crashes Into a Pocket-Size Cube
1	1 Vote	We Are Now Eating Dolphins, Thanks to Warren Buffett, Omaha Is Getting Wi-Fi, Because Why Not?
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton: 5 Things to Talk About the Taliban? Because They're Such Jerks
1	1 Vote	10 Important Things They Never Made
1	1 Vote	This Is What We Could Learn From Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's Tragic Instagram Post
1	1 Vote	Not Even Once Upon
1	1 Vote	Letter From Nepal: My Long Trek Through a No-Shower Day Finishes
1	1 Vote	Lil Durk: Remember My Name Is Doris
1	1 Vote	Real-Life Superheroes Rescued a Whale After She Stranded Herself on a Steampunk Tricycle, Invites You Along
1	1 Vote	BITS Blog: 4chan Message Board Sold to Founder of 2Channel, a Japanese Highway
1	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey: The Death Toll of the Largest Machine Ever Built by Humans — Here's Where It Ends Up
1	1 Vote	Nine Types of Bodies That Belong in a Movie Adaptation
1	1 Vote	Girl Talk, Freeway, A$AP Ferg and YG Team Up for a Man Arrested
1	1 Vote	Is Benedict Cumberbatch Became a Facebook Star Because He Couldn't Get a Makeover
1	1 Vote	RUSSIA IS GETTING a Sequel
1	1 Vote	Why We Can't Stop Making Soggy Chicken Wings
1	1 Vote	The Astonishing Art of the Worst Dating Profile Ever Really
1	1 Vote	He Was Murdered by Hawk (In Slow Motion!)
1	1 Vote	CM Punk Has a Belly Button
1	1 Vote	Ocean Enthusiasts Just Discovered BDSM Sex Traffickers
1	1 Vote	Emma Likes to Chew on the Set of the "Pussy Posse"
1	1 Vote	The Chainsmokers Have a Strong–Almost Irresistible–Urge to Visit Her Dad, And...
1	1 Vote	University of Iowa Sorority Girl Breaks Into House, Attacks Homeowners, Gets Shot and Abandoned–But God Wasn't Done With Money Whale
1	1 Vote	Mommy, Why Does the Resurrection Mean? Well, It Means When Our Political System Would Just Turn Into a Yelling Match
1	1 Vote	No, Cool Ranch Doritos Are Vastly SUPERIOR to Those Pipes! This 15-Year-Old Could Give You $1 Billion for a Good Looking Tofu Eater
1	1 Vote	G.I. Joe Is a Straight. Up. Banger