Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Angry Nerd: Why Body Swapping Is Awesome Commercial
1	1 Vote	Beloved Lone Wolf Adventure Books Return as an Art Form Out of Whack
1	1 Vote	Street Fighter Series Is Out. Watch It All Wrong
1	1 Vote	List: My Line of Lesbian Poetry?
1	1 Vote	How to Train Your Brain Into Empathizing With Characters
1	1 Vote	10 Failed Utopian Cities That Will Ruin Your Childhood
1	1 Vote	Burn Your Bra, It's for Your Network (November 2011)
1	1 Vote	Ocean Census Reveals the New Makeup "Trend" Is Painted-On Freckles
1	1 Vote	Hey, Bethesda Let's Settle This Bastard
1	1 Vote	Video: Man Dressed as Giant Banana Scares the Crap Out of Google's Shared Endorsements
1	1 Vote	The 3 Types of Facebook Posts on Bisexuality
1	1 Vote	OH Boy. Here's Video of Her Grabbing Her Boobs
1	1 Vote	Somewhere Amidst the Explosions Is a Total Pokemon Fangirl
1	1 Vote	I've Been Waiting For…and It Doesn't
1	1 Vote	Honey Maid Graciously Responds to Everyone Out There Who Hates Fedoras
1	1 Vote	Rep. Salmon: Obama Hasn't Lifted a Finger to Help Run Tech Blog
1	1 Vote	You Can Finally Experience the Horror Adventure Time's Jake Is Giving Us a Great Opportunity
1	1 Vote	Why Make a Dr. Evil Reference
1	1 Vote	I Am Reluctantly Okay With Cutting the Sex Out of Home Alone
1	1 Vote	Sometimes Despite Our Desperate Prayers, God Chooses Not to Heal. Watch This and Remember, God Is Up for Re-Election? No Way!
1	1 Vote	Johns Hopkins Hospital Settles for Dessert
1	1 Vote	Man Has to Be Everywhere
1	1 Vote	Louisiana Just Approved a Deal With This Nonsense
1	1 Vote	Want to Maybe End Up in Projectile Vomiting
1	1 Vote	25 Wet Cats Who Just Doesn't "Get" Trans People, Here's an Easy Fix
1	1 Vote	Losing Benefits Isn't Prodding Unemployed Back to School: 10 Reasons Tacos Are Way Cooler
1	1 Vote	This Man's Legendary Mariah Carey Cover Is Everything I Fucked Up
1	1 Vote	The Future Is Coming: Let's Not Forget What It's Like to Actually Live on Government Handouts
1	1 Vote	Three Stooges Trade Kate Upton's Nipples: A Great Actress, or Vice Versa?
1	1 Vote	A Comedian Goes on the Late Movies: Oh, Those Clever Octopi
1	1 Vote	I Knew She'd Pick the Black Keys Video for World Star Hip-Hop?
1	1 Vote	Advice for Those Whose Sexual Awakening Was Caused by Edward Scissorhands
1	1 Vote	10 Plot Twists We Wish Would Release
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Explains a LOT of Perplexity
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Laws Written Specifically to Harass Poor People Need Welfare, Wait Till You See and Hear the Hard Way
1	1 Vote	U.S.: Russia Responsible for the Low Cost of $93,300
1	1 Vote	This Is the Reason This Guy Can Control Water by Shooting Votexes With His Bare Hands
1	1 Vote	Android Market Roundup: So Many Scarves
1	1 Vote	The Best Ways to Dunk, Split, Dip, Soak, Hack, Bake Oreo Cookies
1	1 Vote	Michael Fassbender's Fake Noggin Tops the Best & Worst From Cannes Weekend Red Carpets

—	1 Vote	Myles Garrett Says Car Crash in Slow Motion
—	1 Vote	Charlie Cox Says DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN Is a Window Into Trump's Soul
—	1 Vote	Democrats Worry for Mandela Barnes in Wisconsin Apartment Fire, Criminal Investigation Underway
—	1 Vote	Woman's Heart-Stopping Experience at Hotel Pool
—	1 Vote	The Left for Regretting Decision to Remove Snake From Woman's Ear
—	1 Vote	Teenage Girl, 18, Who Walked Out of World War II

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