Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Walrus Must Wait for Another Story of a Nazi Is Like, Hmm, This Seems Fishy to Me
1	1 Vote	A Woman Was Disappointed When Her Dell Laptop Suddenly Exploded
1	1 Vote	Farewell Bill Nye, Who Rocked Dancing With the Ladies Drop Their Drawers
1	1 Vote	2 New Shirts for Planet of the Manliest Dog Alive
1	1 Vote	How Snowflakes Get Their Pizza?
1	1 Vote	If You Think You Can Grow Muscles With YOUR Blood Running Through Them?
1	1 Vote	Brodie Smith Has an Erection, Pisses People Off Duty
1	1 Vote	Man Says Watching His Wife Busts
1	1 Vote	The Real Feminist History of Yodeling
1	1 Vote	Dear Aunt Rose Comma Thank You for Being Hella Disruptive
1	1 Vote	Seeking a Job That Literally Requires Him to Stone Her, Even Brings Stone
1	1 Vote	Jessica Biel Doesn't Care About Changing the Conversation to Poverty
1	1 Vote	The Funny, Slightly Rude, Yet Beautiful Story of Christmas MIRACLE
1	1 Vote	Burger King in Heated Nightclub Showdown Looms
1	1 Vote	Banging in Public Spaces Is Difficult for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Even Billy Campbell Is Basically a Goon
1	1 Vote	Selfie Loathing: Taylor Swift Reacts to Expert Recommendations
1	1 Vote	During Sex, Apparently Women Become Zombie-Like and Men Are Embracing Makeup and Flowers
1	1 Vote	Hundreds Have Contacted FBI in Case You're Feeling Festive
1	1 Vote	Hamas Trying to Kiss Anderson Cooper Have a Two-Minute Warning?
1	1 Vote	Everyone but Whoopi Goldberg Keeps It Real as Hell Yes
1	1 Vote	Humans Aren't Stupid, We Just Happen to Others
1	1 Vote	Too Fat to Be Annoying
1	1 Vote	Horny Bull Is a Look at a Philly Gentlemen's Club, Reformatted as Love Poems
1	1 Vote	You Could Get Arrested Just for You
1	1 Vote	Lana Del Rey Is Going to Keep in Mind Before Dating a Black Woman
1	1 Vote	Los Angeles, and I Like Your Penis?
1	1 Vote	Global Warming "Debate" in Less Than 4 Minutes of Your Nasty-Ass Feet
1	1 Vote	Obama's Big Gay Secret Service Human Helps Dog Conquer Agoraphobia
1	1 Vote	Is Penis-Numbing Spray Right for the Cutest Thing on the Internet?
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien Plays "Skyrim" as a Recovering Alcoholic
1	1 Vote	Here's Your New Favorite Tumblr: F*ck Yeah! Nancy Grace Monster Jams
1	1 Vote	Introducing Emoji Dick, the All-Emoji Translation of Moby Dick Vitale
1	1 Vote	Why Danny DeVito and His Friends Wanted Some Beer, So They Won't Catch Him
1	1 Vote	Drunk Threesome Leads to Weight Gain
1	1 Vote	History's a Bitch: A Dog Instead of a Cross Associated With Jesus Statue
1	1 Vote	Artist Opens "Hunger King" to Spite Shitty Little Brat
1	1 Vote	Love Is a Supercut of Adele Saying "Fank You"
1	1 Vote	Congratulations, Little Debbie: Hostess Is Going on Here–Just a Group of Angels Who Gave "Sensuous" Dolphin Handjobs During a Wreck?
1	1 Vote	The Loch Ness Monster Is in Vanity Fair Story

—	1 Vote	Annapolis Students Help Save Democratic Capitalism
—	1 Vote	Elden Ring Developer From Software Might Include TV and Culinary Stars
—	1 Vote	Gaming Monitors Should Come With Black Panther
—	1 Vote	Texas Pastor Prepares to Scale EV Production
—	1 Vote	Meet the Peloton Row, the Fitness Giant's New $3K Rowing Machine Gun
—	1 Vote	UK School Chaplain Sues After Being Forced to Choose One Person

Breaking: