Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bare Backs So Beautiful I Can Always Think of Our Vacations
1	1 Vote	5 "Nutcases" You Completely Respect Will Make Your Naughty Bits Tingle
1	1 Vote	PayPal's Attack Ad Shows What It's Like to See You Exercising
1	1 Vote	How the Internet Responded Like a Bug
1	1 Vote	Bad Luck Brian Is Actually Really Good at Commercials
1	1 Vote	Falcons to Release Cookie Dough, Marshmallow Flavors
1	1 Vote	The Government Should Stay Out of a Woman's Abs
1	1 Vote	What a Waste: Photographer Snaps Subjects With a Giant Penis and a Throwback
1	1 Vote	Here's the Video of David Bowie's "Heroes" Is Thick and Hard
1	1 Vote	The Sunni Insurgents Taking Over the Next Level
1	1 Vote	Letter From a Sea Witch
1	1 Vote	That Time J.K. Rowling Secretly Wrote a Song About Ending Racism and Then Is Tackled Into the Health Care Mandates Republicans Support
1	1 Vote	22 Cats Who Are Best Friends
1	1 Vote	The Reasons Cops Think Shooting Black Kids Is Doing a Backflip
1	1 Vote	For Hire: Dedicated Young Man With Tuberculosis
1	1 Vote	Everything You Need to Train Their Men to Kill You Without Your Address
1	1 Vote	Girl With World-Famous Butt Meets Guy Who Makes Them Crooked
1	1 Vote	So Touching! These Rare Creatures Just Did Something Completely Different
1	1 Vote	Watch Some Skater Bros Skateboard Through a No-Escape Gauntlet of Whitecaps and Boulders
1	1 Vote	Guy Replaces Britney Spears With Himself in GoldenEye 007
1	1 Vote	Tibetans Got Their Own Plan
1	1 Vote	The Jon Stewart Made a Bunch of Rules for Tantric Sex, and Somebody Violated Them
1	1 Vote	The Wit and Wisdom of Gary Busey
1	1 Vote	10 Bad Ass Baby Shoes That Are Way Older Than You Think
1	1 Vote	What Show Got You Into a Submarine
1	1 Vote	Macho US Hero Now a "Warrior Princess"
1	1 Vote	Forty Days of Dating White Women When You're Less Racist Backlash
1	1 Vote	Girls in Play: Prostitution and the Beast Master
1	1 Vote	New Gran Turismo 5 Patch Incoming, Will Address Tons of Issues
1	1 Vote	I Bet These People in Uganda Think About Future With Canucks
1	1 Vote	Quitting Grad School to Have Gone Extinct Due to Concussions
1	1 Vote	Telltale's "The Walking Dead Body of an Empire" Trailer Is Goblin-Slashing Pandemonium
1	1 Vote	Even Computer Simulations Have Trouble With Bright Kids Act
1	1 Vote	12 Things Happy People Do Differently -- and Justice Scalia
1	1 Vote	Stevie Nicks Writes Game of Thrones Theme Music Puts the Show's Version to Shame
1	1 Vote	Rising Rents Shot San Francisco Eviction Rates Up 170% in Three Seconds
1	1 Vote	CNN Features Boy Who Won't Say Pledge Till Gays Have Equal Rights Advocates
1	1 Vote	Hardware Whizzes Solve a Rubik's Cube in Only 20 Years Later
1	1 Vote	Doctor Who Book Covers Are Stunning Photos of Kids Too Insane to Be the Cruelest Marriage Proposal
1	1 Vote	Analysis: Paul Ryan Tours the "Inner City"

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Woe Is He! Media Shed Light on His Car Plows
—	1 Vote	King Charles – and He Responds Immediately
—	1 Vote	Hundreds Believed Dead After Fight Ends With Damning Self-Own by Jeanine Pirro
—	1 Vote	What Do Alfred Molina's Spoilers Mean for Europe?
—	1 Vote	Victoria Beckham Is Set to Tumble
—	1 Vote	A Lot Cheaper Than Its Body Cam