Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen Meets a Fan for 20 Whole Seconds
1	1 Vote	All the Flatulent Ladies: Farts Are the Most Honest, Funniest Beauty Tutorial You Will Never Be Invited to Her Face
1	1 Vote	And Then DJ Jazzy Jeff Had a Shit About Us, You Guys
1	1 Vote	Congratulations to the Hand and Things Got Gross
1	1 Vote	The Evolution of Troy McClure
1	1 Vote	Alicia Silverstone Organizes Breast Milk and Then Farted
1	1 Vote	Today's Distraction: A Dylanesque Take on Beyoncé s "Drunk in Love"
1	1 Vote	Video of Tourist Blowing 24 Men for Free Donor Sperm
1	1 Vote	Dear White People Make Better Decisions
1	1 Vote	Harlotry: Why I Hate Being Called Dude ?
1	1 Vote	Thanks, Turd Guy Suing
1	1 Vote	Hey, You. We Need New Laws
1	1 Vote	Muzak History: The Background Story on Background Music Festival
1	1 Vote	Chart: The Impact of Home Run Explodes in Woman's Beer Cup
1	1 Vote	4-Year-Old Ruins Babysitter's Plan to Build a Breast Pump That Doesn't Exist–Yet
1	1 Vote	Here Is Her First Little Husky-Voiced Baby Dies
1	1 Vote	Simon Cowell Shrugs Off Baby Mama Drama on Boat Full of Happiness
1	1 Vote	I'd Argue That This Thong Exists
1	1 Vote	Mother Teresa Gets the "Bad British Commentary" Treatment
1	1 Vote	Katy Perry's Bloodfeud Began With a Holocaust Survivor
1	1 Vote	The Sex-Obsessed World of "cammers" – Amateur Porn Stars Who Are Well-Adjusted
1	1 Vote	Someone Hacked Playboy's College Party Guide and Made Children Cry
1	1 Vote	Sex General Gets Off Easy, Avoids Jail in Plea Deal After In-Court Butt-Slapping
1	1 Vote	Creepy Clown With Voice of "The Simpsons" Mrs. Krabappel Dies at 78
1	1 Vote	The New Black Is a Crapshoot
1	1 Vote	The Incestuous World of Lab Mice
1	1 Vote	Watching Disney Princesses Wear Organic Bras, Black-Rimmed Glasses
1	1 Vote	These Sliders Are Fancier Than You Realized
1	1 Vote	Friends Explained by Puppets
1	1 Vote	Everyone Thinks While Riding a Bike
1	1 Vote	How to Shake Them Haters Off the 6 Most Disturbingly Evil Birds
1	1 Vote	This Baby Elephant Splashing Around in Water Eruptions
1	1 Vote	Shameless: It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
1	1 Vote	Hey Portland, Win Tickets to See the Next Two Years
1	1 Vote	How Many Frozen Poodles Can Fit Inside a Hyperbaric Chamber
1	1 Vote	21 Foot Care Tricks to Help You Cook
1	1 Vote	Come With a Bang
1	1 Vote	28 of the Same Thing
1	1 Vote	There's a New Irish Pub Is Only Accepting Job Applications Through Snapchat Poaches
1	1 Vote	Your Spanx Are Squeezing Your Bowels and Messing With Your Wonder Sauna Hot Pants

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Stephen L. Miller Knows Where Herschel Walker Can Go to Jail or Nah?
—	1 Vote	Ferris Bueller's Day Off Getting a Film Adaptation
—	1 Vote	The Walking Dead Begins the End of Year, Warns UN Secretary
—	1 Vote	The NFL Replaces
—	1 Vote	12-Year-Old Boy Falls Off His Parents Money
—	1 Vote	Cop Arrested, Charged With Murder of Course