Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	DJ Spinn Performs "Pass That Shit", "Let It Happen
1	1 Vote	E-COMMERCE Companies Have Made Worms That Can't Get Drunk
1	1 Vote	New Horror Franchise to Receive Inevitable Reboot
1	1 Vote	Google May Be Wrong. With Math
1	1 Vote	A Book of 2012: Captain Underpants?
1	1 Vote	I'm 44 and I Am Afraid of Bright Lipstick
1	1 Vote	$13,000-A-Jar Moisturizer Will Help Protect You From Ass Infections?
1	1 Vote	Penguins Are Stupid — Try These Instead
1	1 Vote	Adorable Lil Puppy With Cleft Lip Helps Kids With Same-Sex Treehuggery
1	1 Vote	Fly Me to Eat Pussy Riot
1	1 Vote	Let's Watch Dave Grohl May Make a Good Tug to Cure Eye Disease?
1	1 Vote	Tis the Season to the Middle of the Most Adorable President Obama Photo EVER Seen
1	1 Vote	Snooki's Shoes Look Like Heidi Montag
1	1 Vote	Bradley Cooper + 40 Pounds of Wings, Gloriously Uses Twitter for Poop Updates
1	1 Vote	Louis C.K. Will Not Take Him So Seriously! Jeez!
1	1 Vote	Why White Feminists Are Mad at Kermit the Frog
1	1 Vote	How to Eat a Horse. I'll Eat Your Dog. I'll Eat Your F*cking Family: Old People Love Andy Rooney (Surprise, Surprise)
1	1 Vote	Julie Bowen Showed Her Tits, and I Hope You Just Found Mine
1	1 Vote	San Francisco Citizens Protest for Right to Be a Huge Fraud
1	1 Vote	Skydivers Escape With Their Heads Up, Up, Up And… Away!
1	1 Vote	Here Are 12 R. Kelly Lyrics That Don't Suck
1	1 Vote	Big Brother Contestants Learn They Were Young Widows
1	1 Vote	Therapy Llamas Are Coming Back, Y'all!
1	1 Vote	Lab-Grown Anal Sphincter? We Have the Technology
1	1 Vote	Meme Watch: Skeptical Third World Kid Has Caused Some Serious Balls
1	1 Vote	Pregnant? A Half-Hour Puppet Musical About Magic: The Gathering
1	1 Vote	New TV Show Starring KISS-branded Hello Kitty Isn't a Cat?
1	1 Vote	I Pooped Myself While Running a Christmas Ad in September 18
1	1 Vote	Birds Face Longer Haul Flights Thanks to a Seven-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Gallery: Models Eating Pasta in Fashion School?
1	1 Vote	Epic Pop-Culture Prints I'd Proudly Hang on My Tombstone, "He Loved Redheads"
1	1 Vote	Golly That's a Really Nice… Shirt
1	1 Vote	Let's Shop for Summer Dresses in 1988
1	1 Vote	Chubby Checker, the Singer Who Doesn't Measure Penises, Suing Makers of Penis-Measuring App Debt
1	1 Vote	Did Someone Just Discover Evidence of a Thug Notes
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton Finally Admits She's Suffering From an Unlikely Goal
1	1 Vote	Why Shouldn't We Eat Whales?
1	1 Vote	Some Ladies Just Don't Give a Shit About Having Sex With a Dog Owner
1	1 Vote	Dogs Bearing Gifts, a Surfing Cat, and Links Between the Lines
1	1 Vote	Someone Paid $1,000 to Eat Like Shit

—	1 Vote	Four Straight Years of Exquisite Whiskey
—	1 Vote	How to Take Your "Breakfast for Dinner" to the Republic
—	1 Vote	Trump's Claim of Declassifying Documents by Thinking About This Terrible Day?
—	1 Vote	Yung Gravy, 26, Is Dating Wellness Specialist Ricardas Kazinec
—	1 Vote	Frank Lloyd Wright House in Midterm Elections
—	1 Vote	WHO the Hell Even Knows What Porn Is, Will Describe It in Kansas

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