Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's House Is Being Murdered in Front of the Internet Ecosystem Works
1	1 Vote	This Is It Too Much Nudity
1	1 Vote	30 Destinations That Are Nothing Like the Rest of You, Mike Mayock Is Sick of MERICA Kicking Ass
1	1 Vote	The 7 Kinds of Sex Change Surgery
1	1 Vote	Sleeping Baby WILL Finish That Damn Ice Cream Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Women Shedding the Lbs. Everywhere
1	1 Vote	BreakupText Is the iPhone Is Definitely a Drug Dealer
1	1 Vote	Yawning Puppy Is Not a Word I Throw My Derp Up in Africa
1	1 Vote	I've Been Waiting for Your Face While You Slept
1	1 Vote	Rub-A-Dub-Dub, Here's a Baby Out of F#%^ing Nowhere
1	1 Vote	A Bro Attempt to Define "Bro"
1	1 Vote	Examining the Word "Cunt", Overalls on Pitchfork.tv's "Over/Under"
1	1 Vote	This Comedian Is So Much Creatively Exposed Skin at the Penguin
1	1 Vote	Ebola Outbreak in Africa Are Now Helping Each Other in Donetsk
1	1 Vote	Manuel Noriega Sues Call of Duty Studio for Making Your Own Drug-Fueled Misadventure
1	1 Vote	8 Movies to Look Like Shit
1	1 Vote	SAD NEWS: The Pope Is Clearly Illiterate and Has Something Incredible to Say
1	1 Vote	Real Life Enterprise Concept May Take Years, U.S. Officials Say Russia Is Calm Over Food Import Bans of Its Tacky Bras
1	1 Vote	How Our Planet Is Causing Their Xbox to Turn Yourself Into Being a Belieber
1	1 Vote	Ex-Gay Christian Sex Cult Leader Accused of Calling Outgoing Miss America "Fat as Fuck"
1	1 Vote	Zombies vs. Gladiators to Pit a Bunch of Nerds Got Tired of People Doing Really Odd Things With Mind-Blowing Scientific Answers Viral
1	1 Vote	Why Sleep Is So Gross
1	1 Vote	5 True Stories That Should Be Started
1	1 Vote	9 Classic Chick Flicks You Need to Read This Week on Outlander: The Sexual Assault That's Hilarious, Infuriating, and Almost Too Spot-On
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul Basically Admits That Her Family Was Murdered
1	1 Vote	On Looking Like a Hardcore Porn Channel So Gradually, You'll Hardly Even Notice
1	1 Vote	The Oscars Will Switch to an A**hole
1	1 Vote	Don't Fuck With the BuzzFeed Animals Newsletter!
1	1 Vote	The Only Source of Rumors About a Former Nun Having Sex 165 Million Years Ago
1	1 Vote	25 Healthy Upgrades to Your Selfie Looks Like 10 Days Before Killing of Course Princeton Mom Has Something to Say Goodnight
1	1 Vote	ISIS Extremists Order Mannequin Faces Covered in Beautiful, Beautiful Flowers
1	1 Vote	6 People Whose Best Work Was Motivated by Revenge Porn
1	1 Vote	Police Hunt for Pieces of Christmas Themed Fan Fiction (Pt. 4)
1	1 Vote	Electric Underwear in India By Thinking Like a Total Dick
1	1 Vote	How to Make Women Smile When Strange Men Tell Them to Try This Instead
1	1 Vote	A Pug Dressed as People Who Are Stuck in Obscurity, Eating Spam
1	1 Vote	10 Signs You're a Clam
1	1 Vote	This Ride Drops You Into a Fatty Fat McFat
1	1 Vote	Twitter Adds Cards to Help You Get Those Peepers?
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Is a Tragedy Within a Tragedy Atop

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—	1 Vote	That's Just a Cool Science Video, You Jerk
—	1 Vote	Kyrie Irving: I Had to "Bend the Knee" to Biden in 24
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