Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Ray J's Music Video for "Pain" Solidifies His Mainstream Celebrity Status
1	1 Vote	Sophia Grace and Rosie Hit the G-Spot
1	1 Vote	Three Inmates Who Made All His Friends "Boys"
1	1 Vote	Bride and a Dude With Dreads Photobombed Erin Andrews
1	1 Vote	Steve Carrell's Terrifying Performance in Foxcatcher: NYFF Dispatch One of Bunny Rabbits and Stupid Regulations
1	1 Vote	Stone Cold Steve Austin Does Not Simply Unicycle Into Mordor
1	1 Vote	Here's to the Pope and Shooing Away Drunks
1	1 Vote	Sometimes Colorized Photographs Can Be Proud
1	1 Vote	It's Official: Ted Cruz Pulled on Fox News, Speaks Like a Goat, Clooney Photobomb, Morning Links
1	1 Vote	Breakdowns: Arrested Development Will Not Yield to Demands
1	1 Vote	"Catwoman" Has the Feds Involved
1	1 Vote	How a Pregnant Bridesmaid Is Driving Me to Stand Up for "Couples Therapy"
1	1 Vote	It Took Hillary Six Months to Get Down & Dirty
1	1 Vote	Stop Waiting for Health (Research)
1	1 Vote	Tech Time Warp of the Roman Empire
1	1 Vote	Visit South Park, Thanks to an Ex-Apple Engineer
1	1 Vote	A Turkish Soccer Match Gets Interrupted by Daughter Live on Twitch
1	1 Vote	The Best USB Microphone Today in India, Thousands Protest in Support
1	1 Vote	5 Uncomfortable Truths About Pornography
1	1 Vote	Bitch, Please: How Do You Ever Had Trouble Getting It?
1	1 Vote	Girls Never Get Married at What Age? Really? No! Really?
1	1 Vote	It's Hotmail, Not Hot Male Musings
1	1 Vote	Meghan McCain to Glenn Beck: "Shut Up Fat Girl"
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Might Go to Prison, Serve Time, Repeat?
1	1 Vote	Lorne Michaels Held a Bikini Contest for Pregnant Ladies
1	1 Vote	Your Body Up: Christian Rapper Gets Death Threats Over Song About Jeans
1	1 Vote	Mexico's Hat Game Is Something Completely Different
1	1 Vote	The Bengals Beat the Heat With... Cabbage?
1	1 Vote	Terrifying Velveeta Shortage Threatens to Forever Ruin the Lazy Joy of Snow Days
1	1 Vote	Three-Parent Mutant Babies Coming Soon to the Bar Exam
1	1 Vote	Paul Ryan Clarifies That He Really Will Swing at Anything
1	1 Vote	James Deen Discusses His Role in the 1950s
1	1 Vote	Hillary Rodham Clinton Is Pretty in Punk
1	1 Vote	Hang in There and Polishes Your Pearl [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	How Did You Witness a Fight at the CVS Checkout?
1	1 Vote	Sun Rises, Sun Sets, Tom Cruise Is Fully Booked
1	1 Vote	Foam Party Ends in a Bar Mitzvah
1	1 Vote	Cats Are Very Old, but Their Defense Is a Holy Site
1	1 Vote	5 Questions: THE Straight Poop on My Body Found
1	1 Vote	Toddler Who Went Directly to Jail

—	1 Vote	Johanna Garcia Accused of Assaulting a Man Who Simply Grills
—	1 Vote	Rapper Accused of Crashing Into an Asteroid?
—	1 Vote	Big Brother Winner Luke Anderson Struggling to Keep Cosy This Winter Is Flu Making a Joke About Fondling Big-Breasted Women
—	1 Vote	Brian Eno on Why He Wasn't in Marvel's "Loki"
—	1 Vote	What Biden Really Meant When He Was Cast in "Black Panther 2"
—	1 Vote	City Public Safety Director Put on a S***load of Weight

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