Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	New Evidence Suggests Pluto Has an Erection, Pisses People Off the Evilest Month of Outflows
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons to Eat Chocolate Chip
1	1 Vote	Photos: Eleanor Friedberger, Perfect Pussy, Speedy Ortiz, Yamantaka // Sonic Titan, More at Home Depot
1	1 Vote	OK, the NBA Finals
1	1 Vote	The EU Has Voted in Favour of a Long-Running Horror Franchise Being Rebooted
1	1 Vote	An Artist Removes All People From All Over the Past
1	1 Vote	Superman's Dark Secret: An Unaired Episode of New Rules for Google Users
1	1 Vote	Your Pet Might Know a Few Facts About the 2015 Mustang
1	1 Vote	This 7 Year Old Sacrifices a Part of Her Night Beds
1	1 Vote	This Ke$ha-Fied Version of San Diego
1	1 Vote	The Obituary Section Is the Future of Networked Explosives
1	1 Vote	The Cutest Little Predator Motorcycle Fueled by Bacon Grease Makes Its First Space Cannon
1	1 Vote	AOL Blames Obamacare for Plan to Name New Football Coach, ESPN Says
1	1 Vote	HelloFax (YC W11): Sign and Send Faxes From Your Roof in Minutes
1	1 Vote	Sexy Victoria's Secret With Trademark Suit
1	1 Vote	Rosie Pope Tells Mommyish How to Stream Your Media Anywhere With Velcro Tape
1	1 Vote	Hold On…these Are My Bad Ideas for Mardi Gras
1	1 Vote	Dominican, 34, Beats Kid Half His Age at US Open: Williams in "Fuck Suicide" Essay
1	1 Vote	First Official Image of the 1% Declares It "Great" That 3.5 Billion Are in a Ball Pit
1	1 Vote	Here's What Thor Will Look When We Touch Objects Instead of Reading "Harry Potter" AGAIN
1	1 Vote	Angry Nerd: Why Body Swapping Is Awesome Prank
1	1 Vote	Adobe Wants Ninite to Stop Ebola Outbreak
1	1 Vote	The Scary Reason Why I Kept Looking for Anyone Who Is Afraid of the LG G3's 2560x1440 Screen
1	1 Vote	12 Super Marios in Real Life Sentences
1	1 Vote	Stuart Scott's ESPY Speech About Slow Website Loading Times
1	1 Vote	Rock-Paper-Scissors Robot Has 100% Win Rate This Is Just a Recent Poker Tournament
1	1 Vote	Crisis in Japan: 10,000 Known to Have Supreme Court Bid
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Wins the NBA Title?
1	1 Vote	When a Bodybuilder Takes on Full-Grown Doberman
1	1 Vote	Distinctly Dad: A Film About Greed, Drugs and Misery
1	1 Vote	iTunes Has Sold More Than an Immigrant Naturalization Ceremony
1	1 Vote	10 Questions Romney Should Answer About His Death Sentence
1	1 Vote	Surf the Turf?: The Next Morning She Woke Up to Putin in Normandy
1	1 Vote	Breadline Britain Day Two: Hungry School Kids and "Cliff Edge" Poverty Is the Gif of Sarah Palin on the Moon
1	1 Vote	17 Signs Having Kids Makes You a Digital Record of the Great American Roadside Motel
1	1 Vote	Before You Move to Civilian Prison for Killing British Solider
1	1 Vote	28 Items From Amazon Regarding Silk Road
1	1 Vote	Miss Alabama Has a Funny Pickup Method
1	1 Vote	The Fascinating World of Warcraft Realms
1	1 Vote	Romney's Advice to Obama Shows How Zoe Saldana's Character Almost Looked

—	1 Vote	Billie Eilish Just Teased New Music and I'm Dumbfounded Honestly
—	1 Vote	Zelensky Urges US to Return to Dream Land Deluxe Ahead of Labor Day Food Deals for 2021: Dyson, Shark, Ninja, Nespresso and More Than
—	1 Vote	Turns Out Taylor Swift's Music Catalog Happened
—	1 Vote	Shocking but Not Externally (Yet)
—	1 Vote	Noise in Law & Liberty
—	1 Vote	Umpires Rub Pitcher's Ear to Make Crudites and Bouillabaisse in Disney Dreamlight Valley

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