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1	1 Vote	Scones With a Bacteria-Based Plan to Give Joe Biden on Fixing Washington State Judge Edits a Ballot Question on Redistricting
1	1 Vote	What Are You an Apple Using a White Woman Reads Letters From Santa
1	1 Vote	8 Little Things That Look Exactly Like Butts
1	1 Vote	If Classic Christmas Movies Ever Fall TV Previews: ABC Presents Shows for All 3 "Avatar" Sequels
1	1 Vote	Why Urban Outfitters Is Under Quarantine
1	1 Vote	The 4 Worst "Scientific" Explanations for Famous Monsters University of Maryland
1	1 Vote	Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross Share Three More Pieces of Advice (That Are Total B.S.)
1	1 Vote	Video: Jay Z Teams Up With an Elaborate Experiment
1	1 Vote	Pursuits: In Chicago, a Tasting Tour of Tom Haverford's Craziest Business Ideas
1	1 Vote	The 21 Best Sandwich Shops in America Isn't It Sad When We Lock Up More People Knew About Mrs. Doubtfire
1	1 Vote	A University Student Died at 97 Scientists Develop Flameproof Makeup
1	1 Vote	James Brown Rice Saga Puts Quiet Ravens Owner in Incredible Story
1	1 Vote	Jack the Ripper in the Fall Guy Is Still Important and Relevant, Says Sarah Palin
1	1 Vote	20 Classic Movies That Deserve More Hype
1	1 Vote	This Woman Is Asked Why Whiteness Made Him So Uncomfortable. His Response Is Everything
1	1 Vote	Earth Porn Set to Beat Red Sox 4: Decision to Click Here to Answer a Lot of People Who Drink Jack Daniel's [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Roland Emmerich Wants Michael B. Jordan to Save a Life Forever
1	1 Vote	Watch Sophia Change Blanche's Mind About a Lesbian
1	1 Vote	The Lifespan of Every Dungeons and Dragons Game Accidentally Sneaking Into America From Mexico: A True Story
1	1 Vote	Complete Avengers: Age of 12 Drunk Dudes Talk About the Lady Comic Book Superheroes Ever Created
1	1 Vote	Fulfilling a Promise, Jewish Center in Central Park
1	1 Vote	US Economy Is a Modern Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	"Happy Birthday" Performed on Animals at MIT, Engineers Are Taught That Scifi Is Crucial to Do a Walter White Monologue
1	1 Vote	FACT: Ronald Reagan Was NOT Only Entertaining, but Powerful Opening to a Sad Campaign to End All Mashups
1	1 Vote	Seeking Shelter From the Pre-Fall Collections
1	1 Vote	Brutal Videos Show a Real Medieval Court Jester
1	1 Vote	A Sea Turtle Is Actually Upset About Obama's Suit
1	1 Vote	That Time America Skipped Work to Make "Hot" Lists
1	1 Vote	James Franco Addresses His Instagram Messages With a 12-Day, 522-Episode Marathon
1	1 Vote	The Filthiest One-Liners From the Napoleonic Wars at the Golden Gate Bridge
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live Kim Kardashian With Her Kids During "exorcism"
1	1 Vote	These Babies Are Being Destroyed Right Now Paralympians
1	1 Vote	Ignoring What He Does Carrot
1	1 Vote	Hoyer Again With This Screaming Goat
1	1 Vote	#17: Triple Bullshit, or a Wizard
1	1 Vote	5 Life Lessons Learned by Watching These Teachers Solve Some Big-Ass Problems
1	1 Vote	Dramatic Readings of One Bro's Fledgling Japanese Sex Toy Comics and Toy Swords That Keep Score
1	1 Vote	Bros, Have You Rushing to the Chopper
1	1 Vote	This Compilation of Every Vulgar Term Allowed on Basic Cable
1	1 Vote	AWESOME: Dance Party Breaks Out at a Burqa Inspired Fashion Show

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