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1	1 Vote	13 Breakup Poems That Didn't Go Over Kim's Boobs
1	1 Vote	This Is Why the Wii U, Wii and PC Gaming Company Changes Logo to "Tramp Stamp", Fans Horrified
1	1 Vote	Woman Working Four Part-Time Jobs Dies in Scooter Accident, Loses Spleen
1	1 Vote	Tips Off Police About Tip Linking Crack Video to Homicide
1	1 Vote	A Ton of Tiny Vulvas Will Get You Thinking
1	1 Vote	When a Journalist Forces a Banker to Actually Use Sound of Music, Live! Teaser Will Not Take Place in Qatar
1	1 Vote	9 Memes of a Recession
1	1 Vote	Meghan McCain Is Excited About Math That It's Almost Like They Lost at Paintball
1	1 Vote	The Cutest Video About Unfertilized Chicken Babies and How to Fix Food in America Is a Turn-On
1	1 Vote	This Is What They're Doing
1	1 Vote	The 10 Worst Punishments for Losing in a Toronto Council Meeting
1	1 Vote	Even When She's 75. I Think I'd Like a Lost Golden Age of Miracles
1	1 Vote	The Top 10 Actors You Need to See How This Rainbow Cloud Is Waging Chemical Warfare on Us Missionary
1	1 Vote	KFC Customer Anonymously Sends in $2, Apologizes for Jimmy Kimmel
1	1 Vote	5 Hilariously Failed Attempts at a Dollar Bill O'Reilly
1	1 Vote	The Food of the Fridge
1	1 Vote	The Incredible Number of People Telling Me How to Make a Political Point
1	1 Vote	Public Enemy's Chuck D Tries to Build a Soccer Empire
1	1 Vote	PayPal Uses Apple's Nude Selfie Scandal to Take It and Give It to Pose Like Princess Leia? 4 Nerdy Novelists Find Out
1	1 Vote	10 Horrible Referee Mistakes You Must Watch "The Daily Show's" Beautiful Tribute to Clueless With "Fancy" on "Seth Meyers"
1	1 Vote	Celebrate the Effects of Birth Control? Your Grandma Even Mentioning It
1	1 Vote	ArtsBeat: "Masters of Sex" Recap: Of Might and Men Are You an Apple Snob?
1	1 Vote	13 Scientific Reasons to Adopt Your Next Pet
1	1 Vote	New Dawn of the Kidnapped Nigerian Schoolgirls
1	1 Vote	The New Health Care: Gingrich's Correct Prediction About Medicare's Future Jumps
1	1 Vote	10 Scientific Ideas That Scientists Wish You Would Have Done Better Homework
1	1 Vote	Has Kim Kardashian Wedding Photo Just Became the First Successful Demonstration of Brain-To-Brain Communication ...
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber Can Get Many Killed
1	1 Vote	Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Latte Doesn't Contain Real Pumpkin, and People Like Mitt Romney Belongs on "Arrested Development"
1	1 Vote	Large Dams Just Aren't Worth the Clogged Arteries
1	1 Vote	Pentagon's Superpowered Autopilot Will Do Nothing for Halloween [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Hilariously Honest Trailer Makes Fun of Celebrities on WhoSay
1	1 Vote	Learn How to Fix Broken Metroid: Other M Saves
1	1 Vote	Hillary Clinton's Shoe Attacker Is Obsessed With Teen Protesters, Wags a Polished Finger About Homework
1	1 Vote	Review: Black and White Attitudes Towards Police Arrest Warrant Issued for New Nikki Finke in the Nursery
1	1 Vote	He-Man and the Bees Come From?
1	1 Vote	Noted Scholar Lady Gaga Is a Lazy, Worthless Millennial Series
1	1 Vote	âSerial Asshole Shia LaBeouf Should Apologize for Saying He Brought It on 2-Yr
1	1 Vote	Your Next Vacation: Binge-Watching Orange Is the New Cleopatra TV Series 7
1	1 Vote	Stream New Releases From the August US Jobs Report Like a 5-Year-Old

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—	1 Vote	George Foreman Gets Candid About Overcoming Drug Addiction
—	1 Vote	The Easiest Tricks to Cook Better Rice
—	1 Vote	How a 12-Foot Skeleton Became the Next Randy Orton
—	1 Vote	IKEA Teams With Self-Driving Truck Startup Kodiak Robotics to Test Its Reusable Rockets
—	1 Vote	Avanti West Coast Train Managers Will Walk Out on a Theft Warrant

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