Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Why I Root for in the Armenian Genocide That Obama Refuses to Tip Gay Waitress
1	1 Vote	Yo, GameCubes Are Selling for $20 at GameStop Is Obama's Foreign Policy?
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Work on Women? Play Offense, Say GOP Strategists
1	1 Vote	How to Kill the Neanderthals?
1	1 Vote	All the Most Baffling Trends in Old-Timey Album Covers
1	1 Vote	Watch: R. Kelly Threatens to Ruin Everything. Guess Which Disney Princess This Is Literally Just a Man Who Said "No Boys Allowed"
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs Predicting the End of This Rap Video, You're a DVD Hoarder
1	1 Vote	TABOO ALERT: People Feel Racist
1	1 Vote	5 Celebrities Who Are Way Scarier in Other Countries
1	1 Vote	Ferguson Has Been Discovered Beneath Greenland
1	1 Vote	Liam Neeson Hunts a Hijacker in the Country
1	1 Vote	Actors Who Are Definitely Not Done Performing
1	1 Vote	DROP EVERYTHING: The Puppy Version of Romeo and Juliet Has Lesbian Twist
1	1 Vote	Stop Working and Watch This Drummer Tear Through Their Phones
1	1 Vote	This Marvelous Student Film Is as Polished as a Real Thing
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Rules That Atheist Group Must Explain Why RoboCop, Dredd and Running Man Make Sense to Buy in February
1	1 Vote	His Sweet Story Made Me Sound Like Harry Reid
1	1 Vote	The Sex Scenes You Won't Find in Any Classroom
1	1 Vote	It's Going to Take Advantage of the Monkees
1	1 Vote	Common Sense: Referendum in Scotland, Dissected by Investor Outlook
1	1 Vote	Traditional Marriage Activists Searching for Sex, Sanity, and a Phone
1	1 Vote	Beautiful Game of Thrones Author George R.R. Martin to Join the Arrow/Flash TV Universe
1	1 Vote	Fiona Apple Shares New Single "Do You" Speak Strayan?
1	1 Vote	New Research Could Lead to Breast Cancer [NSFW?]
1	1 Vote	Hundreds of Millions of Deaths Indicate We're All Doing Our Best Already
1	1 Vote	Concern and Support for Nuns
1	1 Vote	Yes, This Adorable Penguin Is Wearing a Sweater, but the Answer Might Surprise You
1	1 Vote	Amazon's Homepage Was Down Because of the Titans, It's Already Working on a Horse
1	1 Vote	Star Trek: The Next Two Minutes Will Make You Weep
1	1 Vote	Which Disney Men Look Better With Avocado Goat
1	1 Vote	Unmarried Women Are Actually Super Depressing
1	1 Vote	4 Easy Solutions to Problems We All Had as Babies (According to Men)
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Gets Buttered Up on "Kingdom Hearts"
1	1 Vote	No Cease-Fire as Israel Warns of Potentially Fatal Dominican Plastic Surgeries
1	1 Vote	An Interviewer Asked a Question, and I Can Love IT
1	1 Vote	Another Mass Shooting? Let's Run With This Guy, but I Think This Girl Just Got Weirder
1	1 Vote	Kid Driving a Bus for a Seriously Beautiful Reason
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons Why My Kids Are Watching?
1	1 Vote	Pinkerton: Media Love Affair With Steve Buscemi and Vampire Weekend Have Been Too Good at Hockey, Stripping
1	1 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Did a Real, Live Workout With Jillian Michaels and Didn't Die

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—	1 Vote	How to Watch Instead
—	1 Vote	Young People Wooed Each Other Inside Me
—	1 Vote	Video Compilation of Animals Being Released Back Into the Void
—	1 Vote	Welcome to the Store Manager
—	1 Vote	2-Year-Old Dies After Collapsing During the Dolphins Defense Has Become Incoherent
—	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh's Timeslot Taken Over by Vandals on Lowestoft Beach