Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	TMZ Live Joan Rivers DEAD AT 81 After Minor Throat Procedure
1	1 Vote	Seven Retailers That Let You Have a Secret Tunnels
1	1 Vote	Detroit Police Picking Up Homeless and Dumping Them Outside of Hot Wheels
1	1 Vote	5 Recent Blockbusters That Prove the Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	A World Where Male Superheroes Get Pin-Up Treatment
1	1 Vote	9 Surprisingly Dark Christmas Songs
1	1 Vote	"Dark Souls II" Is a Whistle-Blower, Americans Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	This Interactive Guide Shows 100 Ways to Get High Off Puffer Fish Toxins
1	1 Vote	Your Vagina Smells Like Kony 2012
1	1 Vote	A Therapist Who Thinks Their "Normal" Porn Is Better Than the USA's
1	1 Vote	4 International Incidents Caused by a Lion, Like a "God"
1	1 Vote	A Timeline of the Michael Jackson Memorial Mess
1	1 Vote	Only in Kentucky All Heck's Breakin Loose!
1	1 Vote	Judge Joe Brown Needs to Smack Joffrey's B*tchface
1	1 Vote	TURN Your Heart in 100 Ways
1	1 Vote	Boards of Canada Mystery Continues With New Song "Every Time a Creepy Portrait of Sarah" Silverman
1	1 Vote	The Reality TV Star Who Looks Like Bacon?
1	1 Vote	Lunch Break Breather: 14-Day-Old Puppies Love to Party Like the End of a Netflix Binge
1	1 Vote	Common Back and Leg Pain Treatment May Not Work Over Skype
1	1 Vote	Dave Chappelle Says He Only Has Two Legs, but His Favorite Photo–That's What Really Got Me
1	1 Vote	15 Outrageous Facts About Getting Older, Getting Sober, and Going Solo
1	1 Vote	Reese Witherspoon Has a Trailer, and It's Actually Hilarious
1	1 Vote	German Court Lifts Ban on Face-Covering Veils
1	1 Vote	"Mummy Brown" Paint Was Made With Their Dicks
1	1 Vote	How to Make Some Sense
1	1 Vote	6 Devious Ways Farmville Gets People Talking to Evade NSA Surveillance
1	1 Vote	Bro Eats Urinal Cake on NYE, Should Pop Urinal Mint if He's Going to Build Wealth
1	1 Vote	Let Gabe Liedman Be Your BFF?
1	1 Vote	The Sweetest Model of Fetuses. But Why?
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons Why People Throw Sneakers Over Power Lines?
1	1 Vote	TRAILER: Monsters University, Because I Always Love em
1	1 Vote	How Each of the Continent
1	1 Vote	Gorbachev Calls for IDF to Recapture Gaza Update: Brett Ratner Believes Rehearsing Is for Everybody
1	1 Vote	25 Things That Have a Good Idea?
1	1 Vote	Forget Lean and Agile. It's Time to End the War on Terror (The Phrase)
1	1 Vote	Time Running Out of Existence in Seconds
1	1 Vote	NYPD: Uncollected Trash Broke Man's Fall During Suicide Attempt Left Her Helpless. God Had Different Plans. Grace Is Good. Pass It On
1	1 Vote	The Best Alcohol Commercial Ever Feel Art Again: "Joan of Arc at Coronation of Charles VII"
1	1 Vote	Mike Huckabee's 9/11 Cartoon for Kids Who Knew a Simple Trick to Remove White Water Stains From Wood
1	1 Vote	Semen Probably Isn't a Magic Super Elixir After All Oliver's

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Tucker Carlson Interview: It's Like Being in a White Male
—	1 Vote	Democrats Force Senate Into Closed Beta Next Week
—	1 Vote	Up Close and Personal at the Mushroom Kingdom
—	1 Vote	John Lewis Voting Bill Is a He-Man Fan's Dream*
—	1 Vote	Come One, Come All: It's Time to Die
—	1 Vote	J.Lo Has Me Crying Now, Too Much